bobweaver
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:29 PM
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What is Laura Bush saying here? |
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Edited on Wed Dec-08-04 11:29 PM by bobweaver
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:30 PM
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1. "I just love Bushs head... |
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He really takes his time"
Kill me now.
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:31 PM
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2. And i cut off my husbands head just so he does not trip over world leaders |
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:31 PM
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3. Is this lovely? George had this head created so I could carry it around |
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be reminded that he is not only the ruler of the country but of me.
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:32 PM
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4. George forgot to screw his head on again today... |
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I wonder if anyone will notice
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:33 PM
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5. Anyone want a little head ? |
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:34 PM
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6. Do you have teepee? Teepee for my bunghole? |
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I need teepee for my bunghole!!!!!!!!!!
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Thu Dec-09-04 05:48 AM
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30. Don't make my bunghole angry! |
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:34 PM
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7. But wait, there's more. |
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:34 PM
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8. i'd like to introduce you to... |
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George W. Bobbitt.
And pay no attention to that KKK member standing in the background. It's only Trent Lott.
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:40 PM
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9. "I want it on the head table." |
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Edited on Wed Dec-08-04 11:41 PM by Kurovski
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:45 PM
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many a night holding up my Bushy's head
It's not a chore as you all can see not much weight in there as it is mostly filled with air.
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George, did Condi shave your chin today?
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:41 PM
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10. "Will this fit in the fruit bowl?" |
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:42 PM
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11. "Reminds me of killing my old boyfriend in a drunk-driving accident." |
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Thu Dec-09-04 05:00 AM
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28. That shouldn't be funny, but it is :-P n/t |
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:42 PM
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12. He tried to make me dress like Nancy Reagan, so... |
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well, I bit his head off.
And then dressed like Nancy Reagan anyway.
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:43 PM
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13. Alas, poor Georgick - I knew him, Horatio |
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:43 PM
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14. SEE, I told you that George would forget his own head |
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if it wasn't stuffed up his butt!
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:45 PM
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16. He lost his head on a ceiling fan while pogo stick jumping |
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Laura wears red to camouflage the blood.
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:48 PM
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GEORGE,
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY ASS!
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:54 PM
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18. Remember the time he choked on a pretzel? |
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That happened because we had forgotten to empty the vacuum bag inside him. But now we've gone with the bagless variety; and when it gets filled with too much garbage, we just pop off his head and empty it again!
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Wed Dec-08-04 11:57 PM
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19. I killed my boyfriend, why wouldn't I chop off my husband's head? |
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Thu Dec-09-04 12:06 AM
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20. Who said 'Bring me the head of George Bush?'. Here it is! n/t |
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Thu Dec-09-04 12:23 AM
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21. It's never been used, can I still put it on eBay? |
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Edited on Thu Dec-09-04 12:23 AM by bobweaver
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Thu Dec-09-04 04:45 AM
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Thu Dec-09-04 01:24 PM
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32. Thanks but I'm disqualified because I started this thread |
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Thu Dec-09-04 12:24 AM
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22. It's a turkey! It's a ham! It's a chicken! It's a floor polish! It's a des |
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Thu Dec-09-04 02:50 AM
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23. Hmmm, do you think it would make a good bowling ball? |
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Thu Dec-09-04 03:53 AM
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24. "Anyone got an apple?" |
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Thu Dec-09-04 03:54 AM
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25. "Now this is what we call 'head of state' LOL" |
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Thu Dec-09-04 03:57 AM
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26. Theres a guy in all white standing behind me! |
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Thu Dec-09-04 01:23 PM
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31. Is the guy in the background a Ku Klux Klan hostess? |
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