GOP On Petition Drive To Recall Clark Announcement

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

The GOP has collected hundreds of thousands of signatures, mostly from Karl Rove, so they can "go to court immediately" to recall Wesley Clark's announcement that he is running for President.

The GOP is being joined in the action by lobbyists on behalf of tort reform, who say that "Wesley Clark will do nothing to stem the tide of litigation that is destroying our country."

Republicans are also exploring other ways to use the courts to block Clark's candidacy. The RNC is seeking a permanent injunction to stop Clark from entering the race, on the grounds that it would constitute an infringement of their alleged trademark, President®.

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[GAspnes]

1. GOP invents time machine

goes back and un-invents ink and radio.

[LTR]

2. You had me going...

...and I had the perfect punchline for this.

Then the last sentence:

Karl Rove could not be reached for comment. He was said to be resting his hand.

I'm crying hysterically!!! Thanks!

[ClintonTyree]

3. If it were..............

possible, they'd be doing it. And I think Karl's hand needs rest for quite a different reason. Constantly stroking his little boy Bush is a full time job.

[Catch22Dem]

8. AHHHHHHH bad mental image, very bad

:puke:

[Rowdyboy]

4. People...Please Read the LINK...

its very funny and worth your time...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. Thanks buddy!

:hi:

[Booberdawg]

6. LMAO!!

For just that fleeting second ... thought one of you had finally snapped! (FWIW I was leaning toward the GOP :-) )

[Rowdyboy]

7. Well, I kinda got the idea it might be satire with...

"The White House is considering an action to recover three of General Clarks's four stars...."

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

[ET Awful]

9. ROFLMAO . . .

That's the funniest one I've seen in a while.

I especially love the site title: Opinions You Should Have

BUAHAHAHAHHAHA

THANKS!

[SiouxJ]

10. Thank you for

adding to my already jovial mood this morning :D :thumbsup:

Great site!

My favorite part of that piece:

"Another possible tactic would be to increase the highest rank of a General to twelve stars, so that four stars does "not seem like so much of a big deal," said one unnamed staffer."

[lazarus]

11. omg

From that blog:

"A spokesman for al Qaeda said, "We're looking for someone like Aaron Brown, but more feminine.""

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. Funny eh?