Corrupt a wish game

[strategery blunder]

Shamelessly stolen from another board. I make a wish, and you grant it, but tell me how it goes horribly wrong. Then you make a wish, and someone else will repeat the process.

Example:

"I wish for a car"

...you could say
"Granted, you get the Car but a pack of Rabid cats jumps into the car and scratches out your eyes, while another takes your keys and joy rides all over the state...until he has to scratch out someone elses eyes for petrol money."

"So, now I wish for credit card with a limit of 100,00,000,000,000 dollars"
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Meh, example over. I'll start:evilgrin::

I wish that the 2004 presidential election results are annulled by the electors when they meet in Congress.

[strategery blunder]

1. kick

Come on, play, it's fun!:)

[Danger Duck]

3. Ok.

The electoral college revolts and George Bush is not declared the winner. But in a plurality decision, robosapien waddles into the oval office.

[billyskank]

2. The 2004 presidential election results are annulled by the electors

when they meed in Congress, but as Majority leader Bill Frist becomes President. He appoints Dick Armey his VP.

OK, I wish that I get married to a very beautiful young female DUer.

[Danger Duck]

4. Turns out she's too young

and you realize that 15 just got you 20. In Prison, however, you do re-marry.

[Danger Duck]

5. I wish that every morning

I would wake up and there would be a fresh fish in my pants. (how could that go wrong?)

[SCDem]

6. The fish is actually a pirana

[ohiosmith]

7. OK!

I wish that the 2004 presidential election results are annulled by the electors when they meet in Congress.

Marshall Law is declared. All Democrats are rounded up and interred in Wall Mart parking lots. Their belongings are seized and distributed to the wealthiest Republicans. Congress passes a law that only direct descendants of Babara and George H. Bush may ascend to the Presidency.

I wish for a Red Ryder BB rifle.

[strategery blunder]

8. Your wish is granted.

However, a small child finds the BB rifle loaded and gets ideas, sending you to the hospital. As your job has been outsourced on orders from the Bu$h* administration, and you are now among the 45 million 'Murikans without health insurance, you spend the rest of your life in slavery to your medical bills.

I wish I was the leader of Evil Woody Thoughts, as I would use my $678.5 billion military budget, and certain WMD program related activities to kick some bu$h*co @$$ and liberate 'Murikans from his kleptocracy of neocons.:evilgrin:

(yes, this wish is a shameless plug for a little gem of an Internet game I found:D)

[sakabatou]

9. Your wish comes true

But as you are against the army, the army does a coup d'etat. You are pulled down from office and hung.

I wish for... more wishes!

[strategery blunder]

10. Your wish for more wishes is granted.

You use your wishes to accumulate more and more power, until you are the undisputed Leader of the World. You become corrupted and intellectually lazy because of your power, and you fail to see Peak Oil coming. When news hits that oil production has reached its permanant peak, crude goes up by $300 per barrel. The oil companies, or what's left of them, use this as an excuse to rape the pockets of SUV owners, who stage a revolt, occupy your palace, and kill you by making you drink oil.

I wish I didn't have a biology paper due tomorrow.