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Thu Dec-09-04 11:16 AM
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I've never lived with a Freeper before. What should I know? |
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:18 AM
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1. Death by cyanide is quick, painless and effective. |
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:18 AM
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:19 AM
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3. They're boring in the sack. |
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:19 AM
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4. Like Sniffa said, they do smell bad. |
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They expect you clean up after them, they are horribly obnoxious, and they will rub your nose in every little thing because they have inferiority complexes.
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:19 AM
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5. ask about their "theory" on the UN |
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good stuff. Like a creationist nightmare.
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:19 AM
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You need to know nothing. They certainly don't.
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:20 AM
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7. plastic sheets my friend, plastic sheets |
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on the bed, on the couches, EVERYWHERE!
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:20 AM
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8. They like to sit on tacks |
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(to each his/her own) :crazy:
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:21 AM
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9. Fox News: all day, all night. |
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:23 AM
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10. Prepare for a new level of selfishness |
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on a scale that you never imagined possible. Think about the brattiest toddler you ever encountered and project that behavior to an adult.
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:23 AM
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and not your's, will be met.
Do you like washing the dishes and cleaning?
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:23 AM
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12. They're really compassionate |
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and love for you to have your freedom.
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:24 AM
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ask one if he/she has two tens for a five.
Repeat until rich.
(with a nod to the old Dan Quayle jokes . . .)
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:27 AM
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14. depends if it is a male or female |
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If it is female, you can expect her to stay at home in the kitchen, maybe with bare feet, too. She'll also do all the housework and all the sex will be in the missionary position & initiated by you, with foreplay optional.
with a male, expect them to have guns close by, a Dell Computer & a Wal-Mart credit card.
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:30 AM
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16. What do you mean foreplay is optional? |
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:29 AM
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15. WHAT SHOULD YOU KNOW? How about you should know |
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better than to live with one? :-) You'll be brainwashed just like my younger sister is now.
Is this going to be a significant other? Roomie?
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:32 AM
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17. It's amazing how many different outfits they can make with a flag |
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and all of them horrible.
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Thu Dec-09-04 11:36 AM
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18. All available exit routes |
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Thu Dec-09-04 12:53 PM
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19. Death in *not* the worst thing that one can experience. |
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