Cannibal Cuisine is now open: Today's special, "Candidate Flambe"

[Liberal Veteran]

General Discussion has gotten a bit to dog eat dog for me lately. All the "My candidate has a bigger penis than your candidate" and "Candidate B pulled wings off butterflies" posts just get a little boring after a while. I guess that's human nature, but I thank God there is The Lounge to retreat to and get a few laughs.

So tell us, why have you become a Lounge lizard?

[trof]

1. Is it safe?

It's nice and warm in here and the lights aren't too bright and nobody kicks me in the stomach.
;-)

[Padraig18]

2. I like...

... the free peanuts and popcorn, the overstuffed chairs and the fact that no one asks you a question and then flames you for answering it honestly! :)

[trof]

3. and people say things to newbies like

"Hi Padraig18, welcome to DU."
and stuff like that
:hi:

[Padraig18]

7. Thank you!

Exactly! You're not greeted with a "I've never seen you post before and I've been here ever since dinosaurs trod the Earth's cooling crust, blah, blah, blah..." stuff.
:D

[thom1102]

4. "My candidate has a bigger penis than your candidate"

That must be a real bummer of a discussion for Carol Moseley-Braun fans, huh? Yea, I got tired of it there. After the primaries, hopefully it will get better. Until then, the lounge is fine for me!

[trof]

6. She has the others beat with:

"My tits are bigger than anyone else's on this platform!"
hee
;-)

[Aristus]

5. I like the drinks and the laughs and the friendly voices.

It's the most pleasant hangout in all of the Underground.

[Seneca]

8. *sputter*

WE'RE PASSIONATE ABOUT OUR CANDIDATES, WE'RE PRINCIPLED UNCOMPROMISING LIBERALS AND PROGRESSIVES WITH THE RIGHT OF FREE SPEECH SO STOP SAYING THAT!!!! AND WE DON'T NEED YOU ELITIST LOUNGE LIZARDS COMING IN THERE AND BEING THE THOUGHT POLICE, SO STOP SAYING THAT!!! I AM SO PRINCIPLED, THAT I WILL MAKE UP LIES AND INNUENDOES ABOUT YOUR CANDIDATE TO STIR THE POT BUT THAT IS MY RIGHT OF FREE SPEECH YOU LONGE LIZARD THOUGHT POLICE, SO STOP SAYING THAT!!!!! :nuke: :grr:

I BET KARL ROVE PAID YOU TO SAY THOSE MEAN THINGS ABOUT PASSIONATE IDEALISTS LIKE ME!!!!

</boudleang off

[Padraig18]

9. LOL

:silly: