procrastination thread!!! 29 away from the 700 club: get me there

[pres2032]

so i can immediately get the heck through it!!!!

keep me from my work!!

ask me anything!!!

[Dr.Phool]

1. I'm right on your tail

[pres2032]

4. wanna race??

[Dr.Phool]

10. Go for it!

[pres2032]

ok, i'm on it!

[pres2032]

damn it, am now!

[pres2032]

17. damn it, am now!

[pres2032]

16. all tied!!

[Cadence]

50. You made it woo hoo!

[Dr.Phool]

2. Actually I'm only 22 away

[pres2032]

13. i'm only 12 away

[Cadence]

54. What? It says 701

[rwheeler31]

3. What time is the prayer meeting?

nt

[pres2032]

6. June 6th, at 6

[Dr.Phool]

5. Is George W. Bush the Anti-Christ?

[Dr.Phool]

7. Is Pat Robertson a closet case?

[pres2032]

11. not going there

to avoid flamebait

[Cadence]

18. I don't know but the other night I was channel surfing

and stopped on his show for two seconds. That sidekick lady was reading a letter from a viewer and the letter said... "My son is serving in Iraq, he's always been a believer in God but lately he is growing distant from the family. He had some books delivered to the house on paganism. Do I send them on to him in Iraq so as to not further alienate him?"

Pat Robertson goes..."No you shouldn't send those books on to your son who's about to get killed in Iraq. He doesn't need that garbage on Satan. Just tell him they got lost or something...."


Your son who's about to get killed in Iraq! WTF!!

[pres2032]

9. not gonna say directly

but the evidence is good

[Cadence]

8. I just entered the 700 club

:(

[Dr.Phool]

12. I'll be there in a couple of minutes

[pres2032]

15. yup, so will i

[pres2032]

14. that sucks

[Cadence]

24. If you post too quickly the spam guard will catch you

and you'll get banned. Just an FYI. There was a guy a couple of weeks ago trying to get out of the 700 club so he posted a thread and kept replying too himself quickly...he got banned and had to ask the admin's to come back.

[pres2032]

26. heh, thanks for the warning

[Cadence]

32. Sure. When you see people like Bleachers7

telling newbies to quickly kick as many threads as they can. That's just Bleacher's way of havin a little fun. ;)

[rwheeler31]

19. I forgot the rules.

Do you sit ,kneel,or stand when Falwell comes on t.v.?

[pres2032]

20. stand and give the nazi salute

[Dr.Phool]

23. Falwell and Robertson

Probably just 2 of the 10 most evil people in Amerika.

[pres2032]

25. yah

[The Straight Story]

21. Here is something I have been pondering for some time

Why did * turn out the way he did, what forces in his life led him to be who he is today, and why have we had a bush somewhere in the white house 16 out of the last 24/25 years?

[pres2032]

22. bad twinkie

always does it. 'cause we are cursed!

[Dr.Phool]

27. Alcoholic mother syndrom?

[Dr.Phool]

28. Maybe shaking

[Dr.Phool]

29. dropped on head?

[pres2032]

30. perhaps

[Dr.Phool]

31. Just plain evil family?

[Cadence]

40. They're all narcissists.

[Cadence]

33. I'm hungry for Oatmeal Raisin cookies.

Wish I had some. :(

[pres2032]

34. sorry, out of luck here

try the thread down the street

[Dr.Phool]

35. What's the address?

[pres2032]

37. 635 Steiner street

[Cadence]

36. I'm having avatar issues tonight.

Can't find the Christmas one that fits me.

[Cadence]

38. You made it! 700

Now the real work begins.

[pres2032]

41. yup, doing good so far

[Cadence]

43. Your catching up to me. Argh!!!

[pres2032]

44. yup!

[Cadence]

45. Not if I stay one ahead of you! Heh heh!

[pres2032]

46. oh, i can play this game

[pres2032]

47. play it well i can!

[Cadence]

48. Your gonna get caught in the spam guard!!

:D

[pres2032]

49. you'd like that, wouldn't you???

[Cadence]

52. LOL. Yeah Kinda....

:evilgrin:

[Must_B_Free]

61. Its now the 800 club,

sorry, charlie

[rwheeler31]

39. When you are up there with the chosen could you ask ,

where do the fast food chains get those awful little dried up chickens

[pres2032]

42. sure

[Cadence]

51. This is waaay harder than it looks.

How do people get to 25,000?

[pres2032]

53. i just posted 72 times in the last 24 hours

[Cadence]

55. That's impressive. It's hard to come up with that much nothin.

:D

[pres2032]

56. it takes skill

[Cadence]

57. and perserverance..

[pres2032]

58. yup

being trapped in a library also helps too

[Cadence]

59. Your trapped in a library?

Got Books?

[pres2032]

60. heh, at a computer screen with printouts

and writing a paper on the Chinese military

[Cadence]

62. Wow that's ...

well... sorry dude.

[pres2032]

63. yeah

it's actually really surprising how impressive their military is, they could give us one heck of an ass-whooping

[Cadence]

64. That would be scary if they did.

Are you working towards a degree?

[pres2032]

65. yeah, political science

this paper is for my Chinese Politics class

[Cadence]

66. Your still soooo not catching up to me btw....

:evilgrin:

If this were happening in real life and not a computer. I'd be the girl running up behind you right now tagging you on the shoulder and yelling "your it!"
Cause I'm all mature and stuff like that. :)

[pres2032]

70. uh huh

If this were real, you'd see how fast a runner i am and i'd be the one ahead :evilgrin:

[Cadence]

71. Uh Oh. Hang on I gotta tie my shoe...

[pres2032]

74. come on, hurry up

i'm ready to go...





heh, ignore the water part

[Cadence]

75. Your making me have to pee!

O.k. I'm ready.

[pres2032]

76. ready....set....GO!!!!

[Cadence]

77. Your going the wrong way!

[pres2032]

78. dammit! always happens

haha, have caught up and am in the lead!!!

[Cadence]

79. Oh sorry didn't mean to trip you there!

Woo hoo I retake the lead!

[pres2032]

80. getting a little confident, are we?

you rest....




....while come back to get my lead back

[Cadence]

81. O.k. I'll just be waiting for you here at the finish line.

[pres2032]

82. aw, so sorry

you snooze, you lose!!!

[Pooka Fey]

67. Nobody beats me as a procrastinator. NOBODY.

I've got two finals tomorrow, and a major project due. Haven't started a damn thing. Been on DU at least 7 hours today. I am a master.

[pres2032]

68. hm, yeah, think you win

I've still managed to write 5+ pages since logging on to DU

[Pooka Fey]

69. Fuckin A.

[Cadence]

72. Do your eyes feel like they are going to pop out of your

head after seven hours?

[Pooka Fey]

73. Now that you mention it......