StopTheMorans
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Fri Dec-10-04 09:33 AM
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Let's Talk About Matcom Behind His Back-He Is Too Busy Posting News |
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I hear that those pics of his pug may have been photoshopped, and that his pug has never even been to DC :shrug:
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Fri Dec-10-04 09:35 AM
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1. When is Matcom's avatar going to put on some pants? |
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I mean, sheesh. Enough already. :-)
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StopTheMorans
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Fri Dec-10-04 09:36 AM
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2. I hear he paid off BigMcLargehuge so that he won't lock his threads |
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i mean, a naked ass is pretty damned close to a sex thread if you ask me...
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Fri Dec-10-04 09:37 AM
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3. I hear the pics of him |
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Edited on Fri Dec-10-04 09:37 AM by dolo amber
in a dress *weren't* photoshopped. :o
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Fri Dec-10-04 09:37 AM
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4. but i hear that the ones of him in that pair of grapesmugglers were |
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Fri Dec-10-04 09:49 AM
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5. matcom...in grapesmugglers... |
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thanks for that...now I can never close my eyes again. :cry:
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Fri Dec-10-04 09:54 AM
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8. sorry, would you prefer "banana hammock" or "nut hut"? |
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Fri Dec-10-04 09:51 AM
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6. I like him a lot but for God's sake, don't invite him to any parties. |
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He tends to drink way to much, tries to put the make on your girlfriend or wife, starts fights with the other guests, will go into your bedroom looking for something to steal (Oh..um..I was just trying to find the bathroom), spills drinks all over your new carpet, thinks it's "cool" to put your fine silverware down the garbage disposal (Damn...that makes some interesting sound!), and when he leaves..does "Wheelies" on your lawn and runs over your mailbox while screaming "Long live DU"......
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Fri Dec-10-04 09:53 AM
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7. oh trust me, i'm well aware of Matcom's "antics" |
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he tried to put the moves on a fake NYC cop at a DU gathering once; the man must be stopped!
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Fri Dec-10-04 10:06 AM
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StopTheMorans
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Fri Dec-10-04 10:07 AM
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10. who is this? all i can see is a blank post |
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must be someone I have on ignore :evilgrin:
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Fri Dec-10-04 10:09 AM
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i paid Skinner to ignore the ignore feature when it comes to my username :P
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Fri Dec-10-04 10:09 AM
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12. he dipped his wang in your drink |
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whiLe you were in the mens' room.
we aLL had a good Laugh over it.
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StopTheMorans
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Fri Dec-10-04 10:10 AM
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13. he must have had to get REALLY close to my drink if you know what im sayin |
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and the drink must have been really full too for things to be able to work out :evilgrin:
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Fri Dec-10-04 10:11 AM
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14. the bastard didn't provide a swizzle stick! |
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Fri Dec-10-04 10:14 AM
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15. Champ News is on top of the articles right now |
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Edited on Fri Dec-10-04 10:15 AM by Champ
3 articles in the last 15 minutes.
Still, Matcom is the Pro.
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StopTheMorans
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Fri Dec-10-04 10:17 AM
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16. hey, don't put yourself down like that |
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you scooped matcomnews on the guy who planted pot in the sheriff's yard. word on the streets is that he was taking steroids for the past few years to improve his news-posting abilities, and now that BALCO has outed him, he's had to rely on his natural abilities alone, which has leveled the playing field...
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Fri Dec-10-04 10:31 AM
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Hey I scoop him, he scoops me, it works both ways. :D
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StopTheMorans
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Fri Dec-10-04 10:32 AM
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18. yeah, but at least you don't use controlled substances to enhance |
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your news-posting abilities :P
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Fri Dec-10-04 10:36 AM
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Should any articles he posted before today get an asterisk? :shrug:
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Fri Dec-10-04 10:37 AM
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20. that's an interesting thought; maybe we should ask Skinner and post |
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Fri Dec-10-04 10:50 AM
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21. I'm awaiting Skinner's answer as we speak |
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Fri Dec-10-04 10:58 AM
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I can't believe we've had a fellow DUer get caught up in a scandal. :silly:
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Fri Dec-10-04 11:03 AM
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23. well, at this point, we have no confessions, so he is "technically" |
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innocent. but, then again, so is barry bonds :evilgrin:
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Fri Dec-10-04 11:15 AM
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He clearly is in a slump, I thought Matcom didn't need performance enhancers :cry:
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Fri Dec-10-04 11:16 AM
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25. it's the Yak in the closet of DU, noone wants to believe it |
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Fri Dec-10-04 11:17 AM
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26. Psssh...THAT guy, lemme tell ya... |
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Him and Kleeb. Frickin' WACKO!
Cuckoo! Cuckoo! :tinfoilhat:
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Fri Dec-10-04 11:18 AM
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27. yeah, I think that the mind-control waves might have gotten through |
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to Matcom; he's never wearing his tinfoil hat in any of the pictures i've seen of him :shrug:
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Fri Dec-10-04 11:19 AM
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28. Either that or he needs to move up to sheet metal... |
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Fri Dec-10-04 11:37 AM
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29. "sheet-metal", BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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