Which Super Hero would make the Worst boyfriend.

[yvr girl]

Generally speaking, they're the type that you'd want to take home to mom and dad, but I think if you look closer there'd be issues. They all have bad schedules for instance.

Which super hero would make the worst boyfriend?

Edit. I added a couple of choices.

[AllegroRondo]

1. What about Mr Hero?

from "Drawn Together" on Comedy Central

[Debi]

35. He is my second favorite on that show

"Foxxy" is the one I watch!!! :evilgrin:

[SCDem]

2. Robin

because my dad will probably think he's gay.

[yvr girl]

3. Batman

He's just so moody. No amount of money would make him tolerable.

[StopTheMorans]

4. definitely Robin

Batman would be bad, but Robin would be INFINITELY worse. he's sort of like dating someone who is EXTREMELY dependent on their parents, and can't make any decision without first consulting them. Robin would be the same; he wouldn't even think of doing anything at all with you without Batman's say-so; and he would take Batman's word over yours. God I waste a lot of my workday on DU :D

[7th_Sephiroth]

8. actually robin hated batman

he broke off from him and went solo with a new name and costume

[StopTheMorans]

9. but he was always in his shadow

where's Robin's movie? :P

[7th_Sephiroth]

13. after the next batman stinker, i hear robin will break it off

and than you;ll get your movie about him

[StopTheMorans]

16. i'll be waiting, i'll be waiting...

Robin is all grapesmuggler and no action...

[mac56]

25. "Grapesmuggler"?

Hunh?

[StopTheMorans]

27. same as "banana hammock" or "nut hut", a term used to refer

to very tight men's clothing that leaves little to the imagination if you hear what i'm saying...

[mac56]

30. Now I understand.

Sometimes I don't savvy you cats' way-out lingo.

[StopTheMorans]

32. it's cool daddio

:D

[yardwork]

37. LOL! That's new for me!

I feel so hip after reading here in the Lounge. Until I talk to my teen sons. Then I feel not-hip again.

[Zuni]

45. banana hammock is the term I use

but I will now appropriate 'nut hut', if that is Ok with you

[StopTheMorans]

46. feel free:) I actually always used banana hammock, but i'm feeling

like it's sort of passe (which is why i switched to "grapesmugglers") :D

[Zuni]

50. Banana hammock is so much more accurate

It really does fit the product better

[StopTheMorans]

51. would you care to voice your opinion in my handy poll?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2187277

*shameless attempt at a kick, shakes head*

[sportndandy]

5. Superman of course

Super-ejaculation will destroy whatever it hits.

[Ian David]

15. Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

[Zuni]

24. He was an alien, so that is just immoral

red staters just would try to pass an amendment banning your relationship

[RagingInMiami]

6. How about the Incredible Hulk

With a temper like that, you'd be walking on eggshells.

[yardwork]

42. Now there is a serious mood disorder!

I sort of like Batman. He's deep.

[terrya]

7. The Flash.

Can you imagine how unsatisfactory the sex would be? :-)

I know...no sex threads. But it WOULD be a problem...

T

[WilliamPitt]

11. ...for obvious reasons

[GOPisEvil]

14. Thanks for making me laugh out loud.

:D

[Deja Q]

28. Now how do YOU know that the Flash would finish faster than you could say

"Ok"? :evilgrin:

[terrya]

31. Remember the short lived TV series??

With the luscious John Wesley Shipp as "The Flash"?

What a man...until I realized he would NOT be "The 60 minute man". :-)

T

[mac56]

38. Yeah, I do!

Not very loyal to the original, but TV adaptations rarely are.

Didn't Mark Hammill play a villain?

[terrya]

41. Yep, that's the one.

Mark Hamill did play a villian.

I think it lasted half a season, tops.

[WCGreen]

58. He also played the voice of the Joker in the

latest Batman animated series....

[sadinred]

10. Diaper Man!!!!

peeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aiptasia]

12. Aquaman

Consider the low tide smell.

[jobycom]

19. He probably smells like... oh never mind. nt

[Zuni]

22. Probably smells like a bucket of chum

and is probably hornier than a sailor that has been out at sea for 6 months

[Deja Q]

29. Oh wait, forget it, that really did say C-H-U-M.

:evilgrin:

[Zuni]

49. what did you think it said?

:puke:

Why would Aquaman smell like that?

[11 Bravo]

17. Elastic man.

Who cares how far it stretches if it never gets ... err ... rigid?

[Kire]

18. Swamp Thing

[jobycom]

20. Superman? C'mon, he's the Man of Steel, he shouldn't be here. Maybe

The Toxic Avenger should take his place.

[Zuni]

23. But Superman is an alien

and fucking an alien is just wrong

[jobycom]

34. We're men, we're all aliens! nt.

[motely36]

21. Aren't Batman and Robin already a couple?

I'd hate to come between them

[Deja Q]

26. Aquaman. No contest. Anybody ever look at him?

He's all fish below the waist. He doesn't have the thing that most would want in a boyfriend. He's got gills and a giant flipper and probably smells like raw tuna that's been left in the open for a week. :puke:

[StopTheMorans]

33. yvr girl, you should change the title of this thread to

"Super Hero or Super Zero?" :evilgrin:

[Rainbowreflect]

36. I think there would be all kinds of issues with

the Invisible Man. But maybe that's just me.

[mac56]

39. The Human Torch

Insert "flamer" joke here.

[KamaAina]

40. Well, Wonder Woman, obviously,

seeing as how she's female. Females, as a rule, tend to make lousy boyfriends. :-)

[MadHound]

43. The Human Torch or Iceman,

Either one of them would be *uncomfortable* to say the least.

[Debi]

44. What about the WWE's THE HURRICANE

and his sidekick

Super
Hero
In
Training.....Rosie? (and I ain't jokin citizens)

[Zuni]

47. It has been a long time since I watched pro-wrestling

and lets just say it is a lot worse than when i was a kid

[signmike]

48. Baron Leoni, Lord Blear, Fredie Blassie,

Gorgeous George, Mr. Moto, Fritz & Hans (The Beer Barrel That Walks Like A Man) Schnabel, I used to love watching those guys! Announced by Dick Lane, who had a name for every move "Whoa, Nellie! I haven't seen the Tree Of Woe since 1936!"

I sometimes tune in the WWF to see the INCREDIBLE choreography they use these days. But the theatrics blow.

[peekaloo]

52. Ambiguously Gay Duo

[WoodrowFan]

57. there you go!

[mpendragon]

53. The Punisher

You would be invariably shot by a gangster.

[DS1]

54. Hurricane Turdhammer

Yes, I just made that up

[Abelman]

55. The Atom

size may not matter, but seriously. The dude's tiny all the time.

[Not a robought]

56. The Atom

Lotta issues there.