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Fri Dec-10-04 02:29 PM
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Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! |
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:29 PM
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:30 PM
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3. and that sign embodies the whole reason that I don't go to church. |
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Fri Dec-10-04 03:20 PM
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29. Ahh, come on... I think it is funny! Undoubtedly meant to get |
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a rise (pardon the pun) from a younger audience. And, that it is for a Catholic Church makes me think it might just be one with a more enlightened atmosphere. Geez... come on folks... Religion need not be the dark enemy!
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:30 PM
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4. Is that intended to sound sexual? |
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:31 PM
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Yes, it's one of those 'clever' and 'witty' signs Protestant Churches have |
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:32 PM
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10. Except this one's on a Catholic Church |
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:41 PM
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18. Oh dear, they've gone over to the dark side |
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That's one of the most classless things I've seen a Catholic Church do in ages.
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:31 PM
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Although I'm not sure that was the intention. Yet it doesn't really make sense any other way.
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:59 PM
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26. It says STAYING in bed. |
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If not for that, it would be definite, but that wording suggests refusing to get up rather than good sex.
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:30 PM
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5. All I want is the freedom to worship in my own way... |
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...and at the altar of my own choosing. O8)
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:31 PM
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:31 PM
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8. I had a "religious experience" in bed last sunday |
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There was plenty of "Oh gods" being thrown around. This is my way of keeping holy the sabath.
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:32 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh that's so funny I have tears running down my face!!
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:33 PM
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12. Honey, these days going to church doesn't constitute going to |
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:33 PM
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13. well if you're not alone in bed shouting "oh god" |
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it may surely constitute being on your way to heaven
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:33 PM
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14. Yelling that on the toilet doesn't count as it, either. |
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Or on a rollercoaster.
Or in a house.
Or with a mouse.
Or here or there.
Or anywhere.
It is not, is not going to church, not even if it's with Thora Birch.
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:41 PM
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:50 PM
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or in a box? or if you're wearing matching socks?
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:35 PM
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And what's really funny is that they probably have no idea of the double entendre that makes that so damned funny!
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:36 PM
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16. From Gibbon's 'Decline and Fall .. ' |
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Edited on Fri Dec-10-04 02:36 PM by Trajan
About Cyril of Alexandria ... http://www.ccel.org/g/gibbon/decline/volume2/chap47.htm#Cyril.... Cyril incited the murder of Hypatia by a mob of monks .... a vicious crime by any account .... Nice fella ...
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:39 PM
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17. Damn! There goes my Sunday morning routine.... n/t |
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:41 PM
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19. I don't have a picture, but on my way home for lunch I saw a sign |
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in front of a church that said:
"Dusty Bibles Make for Dirty Lives", then something about coming in and cleaning up.
Maybe this is what's wrong with all those pervert repukes...they just need to dust off their Bibles!
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:51 PM
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Now that's a joke I can appreciate.
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Fri Dec-10-04 03:17 PM
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"Seven days without Christ makes one weak"....Seen that one too many times to count
About a year ago, I saw a sign that said "Come to church or I'll make rush hour longer - God" (Okie dokie)
And, from years ago....South Carolina was proposing a lottery...saw a church sign that said "Jesus would vote no"
Of course he would...the only decent schools around were the private (church affiliated) ones...the public school system stunk!
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:52 PM
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23. A church sign I once saw.... |
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"CH CH What's missing from Church? UR"
*slaps forehead*
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Fri Dec-10-04 02:55 PM
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25. It's better than staying in bed and shouting, "Oh Dog! Oh Dog! Oh..." |
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Fri Dec-10-04 03:02 PM
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27. Very subliminal.. ..... |
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don't do it too laud the repuke neighbor upstairs will hear me... x(
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