Is your ass too big? - Maybe you should ask Santa for a

[Kadie]

Is your ass too big? Maybe you should ask Santa for a miniature donkey like Eeyor (left) or Jesus, at the Pride and Joy Ranch in Vacaville.

[Cuban_Liberal]

1. Donkeys are really cool.

Nice animals.

:D

[Zuni]

2. Nothing wrong with a big ass

Some guys like their asses a little big

[rkc3]

10. Where'd you get that ass? A two for one sale?

My other favorites:

She's got the ass of a $40 mule.
Her ass is two axe handles wide.

[htuttle]

3. My ass is too small

I need a much bigger ass.

[madison2000]

4. Your ass is flappin' in the breeze!

Poor thing.

[lonestarnot]

6. Poor Ass...

Love this ass...want to take it from its ass abuser!

[AlCzervik]

5. So cute!!! And only 45 miles away from me!!!!

i want one until the novelty wears off.:P

[NV Whino]

7. Miniature donkeys are so cute

There are a couple just down the road from me. Also 2 emus, some other strange fowl and one or two miniature horses.

[Shakespeare]

8. Cute! I'm asking for the wheelbarrow full of baby goats, though.

[BurtWorm]

9. Jesus is an ass?!

:wow:

[donheld]

11. No i prefer this ass