Goldom
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Fri Dec-10-04 04:20 PM
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The best way -ever- to start your sentences: |
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Append this to the beginning of everything you say for happiness and joy!
"Under reasonable assumptions about the elasticity of the tracheal wall..."
This was the beginning of a math problem I was reading, and loved it so much I wrote it down. Try it out, it's fun!
Example: "Under reasonable assumptions about the elasticity of the tracheal wall, my scalp is itchy." "Under reasonable assumptions about the elasticity of the tracheal wall, the election was stolen."
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Fri Dec-10-04 04:21 PM
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"..how can I argue with you when you won't even make reasonable assumptions about the elasticity of the tracheal wall? Sheesh!"
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Fri Dec-10-04 04:22 PM
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I thought blow job...my mind must be in the gutter today
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Fri Dec-10-04 04:26 PM
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4. Under reasonable assumptions about the elasticity of the tracheal wall... |
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She should not have choked last night!
Your not the only one with the mind in the gutter, mine fell into the sewers a while ago.
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Fri Dec-10-04 04:29 PM
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6. yeah.. that's what I thought too... |
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Fri Dec-10-04 04:22 PM
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3. "Under reasonable assumptions about the elasticity of the tracheal wall, " |
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...Robb is a dingbat.
:-)
It works!!! IT WORKS!!!!!
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Fri Dec-10-04 04:28 PM
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5. I can combine that with my favorite sentence ending |
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from an intellectual property contract...
"Under reasonable assumptions about the elasticity of the tracheal wall, Producer shall retain all rights to exploit Artists' material forever and throughout the universe in all forms of media now known and yet to be invented.
(btw, some lawyers really do think they are god)
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Fri Dec-10-04 04:29 PM
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7. This one time, at band camp... |
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Fri Dec-10-04 04:31 PM
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9. sorry I didn't the Watergate joke. |
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