Shrink Rap: Smeared Bills With Poo

[Shakespeare]

I think this shrink needs a shrink of his own:

BURLINGTON, Iowa -- A psychiatrist who police say smeared excrement on dollars bills used to pay a parking ticket has been fined $250.

Ronald Preston McPike, 52, of Bonaparte, was charged with harassment of a public official after officials received an envelop in July labeled "Foreign brown substance on bills." The envelope contained several dollar bills and a parking ticket made up to McPike, police said.

Tests indicated the brown substance was fecal matter that had been smeared on the bills.

McPike told police the money fell into a toilet and was retrieved to pay the $5 parking ticket, police said.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2004/12/09/fecaldollars.DTL

[Not_Giving_Up]

1. Gross!

Why make such a scene over a five dollar fine???

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. holy crap

this story is shit

Poo to you, I say

Please doo not post this again