Well, Santa's makin' toys for all the girls 'n' boys

[ET Awful]

Even for their parents so they can get their joys
So I wrote him a letter and nothin' could be better
'Cause Santa always keeps his word
I said I want somethin' red, anything red
Come on Santa, don't be a nerd, ha ha ha

It's gonna be a Red Christmas
It's gonna be a Red Christmas
It's gonna be a Red Christmas
It's gonna be a ho, ho, ho

Well, red is my sleigh and Rudolph's nose
Mrs. Claus is wearin' red panty hose
When the weather gets cold red is my nose
So is my BLEEP when I forget my clothes
Now I really like it red, now, even in bed
Maybe Mrs. Claus would like me instead
'Cause Santa's on the rooftop knockin' down gin
The reindeer bend over and the fun begins

It's gonna be a Red Christmas
It's gonna be a Red Christmas
It's gonna be a Red Christmas
It's gonna be a ho, ho, ho

Donner and Blitzen with Killians Red Beer
Dancer and Prancer with red underwear
Boy George has his own little red panties
But he likes it better when he's in Santies!

It's gonna be a Red Christmas
It's gonna be a Red Christmas
It's gonna be a Red Christmas
It's gonna be a ho, ho, ho


(thanks to Dave Pratt and the Sex Machine Band, Dave was a schlock radio morning guy before Howard Stern got out of grade school :)) And the song came long before talk of red and blue states, he just liked red :)