Wow! I have the opportunity to make lots of money.

[Minimus]

This nice Mr. Abacha has selected me to help him.I am so honored. And here I was becoming so cynical toward fellow mankind. I should be ashamed.


DEAR FRIEND,

I am Mohammed Abacha, the eldest son of the late
president of Nigeria, General Sani Abacha. I was falsely accused of
murder and as such was imprisoned, but thanks to God, I have been
released for my innocence.

Well dear friend I need your assistance in transferring some of my
money into your account, because the government is making plans to
seize them, as they did to my fathers own.

Please view this site and read it's content carefully,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/468903.stm the
amount is $25million in a Security company abroad.

All that is needed is for me to instruct the company to transfer the
funds to your account, I will remunerate you with 30% of the total
funds
transferred to your vital bank account as compensation for your
assistance, Five percent (5%) would be set aside to take care of all
expenses we may incur during the transaction.

To indicate your interest, contact me urgently and confidentially for
more information and the roles you will play in this business. All the
legal information concerning this Money will be sent to you as soon as
we agree together.

So I will get my private attorney to get you the needed information.
If this proposal satisfies you, You will contact my lawyer immediately
with your full names, telephone and fax numbers to enable my lawyer to
contact you. He shall handle this transaction from beginning to the end
on behalf of the family.


Thanks for your cooperation.

Best Regards.

Mohammed Abacha.

[sir_captain]

1. Ask him

to hold up a sign that says "Moran" and take a picture and email it to you as proof of his identity.

[CO Liberal]

2. Forward It To Your District Attorney

The DA here in Pueblo County asked people to send them to him a while back, because they're trying to track these guys down.

[dobegrrrl]

3. I get those too

I guess they think if America was stupid enough to "reelect" shrub, perhaps we will fall for that too. :crazy:

[shesemsmom]

4. I got several of those

they went in the round file

[medeak]

5. string him along and get him excited

for as long as you can! Make lotsa promises... it will be fun!

[Minimus]

6. well my husband accuses me of that all the time, so I guess I

could do it.