Why are there no Dance Crazes now ?

[jdots]

nothing------ zip nada ! what do you do if someone asks you to dance and you can't say " Sorry i don't do the ??? " it's disgusting
a sign of the times maybe " The Freeper " where you just bump into the wall out of stupidity.....Maybe you are holding out and know one,but it's secret tell the DUers what it is !

[donheld]

1. We're waiting for *'s grave

then we'll dance up a storm.

[jdots]

2. DO THE SINKER WAVE BYE BYE !

sort of like line dancing for the ignored mmmmmmmmmmm.

[American Tragedy]

3. Dancing is forbidden in the Fourth Reich

Don't you know what all that gyrating leads to?

[billyskank]

4. Sex, babies, smoking and the munchies!

[Zep]

5. Quite a bit of social dancing in the gay community

But no "crazes" that I know of.

[Tsiyu]

6. Southern Baptists say dancing is a mortal sin

Also, more people are obese.

You can only fit so many obese people on a dance floor, and not many obese people dance. Economics fuels culture. Obese folk have all the money.

Skinny people are just hungry, broke people these days.

[Floogeldy]

7. Dancing is no longer for the people. It has been co-opted by cheesey . .

. . . corporate whores, so-called entertainers who lip synch on stages, starting with Michael and Janet Jackson, Madonna, and ending with the idiotic Brittany Spears types.

[henslee]

8. Do the Parlock.