Bob Boudelang Kicks Off the Holiday Season!

[MrBenchley]

"There is a swell new Comimittee to Prevent Season's Greetings, which they say "The festive atmosphere of the past that surrounded the Christmas season in department stores which energized shoppers, supported their culture and tradition, and excited them to select just the right gift for friends and family for the Christmas celebration has been severely diminished."

I wish they were around a few years ago before my cousin and his family threw me out of their house on Xmas and stopped talking to me because I did not give them just the right gift, but instead gave them electrical tape and pipe nipples which my cousin could not prove I stole from his hardware store. It was all the fault of those sepular humanisks not energizing me.

However, soon we Republicans will stamp out Happy Holidays and liberal notions like "Peace on Earth." Then I will be as energized as Bill O. Riley is and not because of the vibrators so stop saying that. About him or about me but especially about me."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/04/119.html

[Bozita]

1. Peas on Earth, Goodfellas to Men

Here's hoping that Bob is able to attend a few of the inaugural parties in DC next month.

[MrBenchley]

5. Hope they don't mind the fishy smell

He might get caught rifling through the cloakroom at the ball...

[Bozita]

9. Bob's motives might be misunderinterpreted

He might be looking for the keys to his Lexus.

Some Lexus.

Any Lexus.

[anamandujano]

2. you're the eighth wonder of the world

and I will never stop saying that

[MrBenchley]

6. Thanks....

I couldn't do it with out a LOT of help from right wing asswipes...

[underpants]

3. HA! W's reasons for privatization the same as Iraq and terrorism

"To build public support and circumvent critics in Congress and the media, the president will travel the country and warn of the disastrous consequences of inaction, as he did to sell his Iraq and terrorism policies during the first term, White House officials said."

How does that saying go? "Fool me once shame on you Fool me twice shame on me Fool me a third time well I might as well drop mah drawers and bend over" Hey I got the first part right! Can I be Preznint?

Thanks for the more in depth links about the misinformation Fox is spreading about "Christmas" I am loaded with information when this nonesense comes up. I already corrected a co-worker about the Macy's thing-he had heard "JohnBoy and Billy" jokeingly say that the movie is going to be renamed to "Coincidence on 34th Street"....gee O'Reilly do you think that any Jewish people might be shopping at MACY'S in NEW YORK this time of year?

[MrBenchley]

7. For that matter...

the family that founded Macys was Jewish....

It is pretty fucking amazing....and remember, the pious soul trying to preserve the sanctity of Christmas ius the same guy who was harassing a co-worker and telling her he wanted to play with vibrators....

[NightTrain]

4. As always, Mr. B, congratulations on a job well done!

I wonder when those inbred dorks at Free Republic will come up with a copycat liberal equivalent of Bob B. for their dumbass website. Probably never. After all, doing so would entail understanding satire, which no self-hating right-winger ever has!

[MrBenchley]

8. There was a lame-ass comic about liberals

on some on-line klavern or another...and some newspapers still carry the awesomely anti-funny Mallard Fillmore...

[MrBenchley]

10. Vanity kick...