The main difference between cats and dogs.

[NightTrain]

A dog looks at the people it lives with and says, "This is my family."

A cat looks at the people it lives with and says, "This is my staff."

[joefree1]

1. Bwahahahahahhaha

My dog/buddy is always looking at me and saying, "give me a job, give me a job." But then thats what having a Border Collie is about.

[NV Whino]

2. Too true. n/t

[Merlot]

3. and their political differences:

[havocmom]

4. Seems you have met my fur family

Kirk has spent some time watching the fur guys ;)

[miss_kitty]

5. You feed a dog

(s)he thinks "They must be GODS!!!!"

you feed a cat and (s)he thinks "I'M a God!"

[DemBones DemBones]

6. Remember the great "Far Side" cartoon "What Dogs Hear/ What Cats Hear"?

Dogs hear "Blah blah blah blah, GINGER, blah, blah, blah."

Cats hear "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah."

[tandot]

7. Having both a dog and a cat, I totally agree with that.

I am only allowed to pet my cat Tommy when he wants it. If I touch him any other time he looks at me like "who gave you the permission to touch me...wait 'til I tell you to...tsk, tsk...those stupid humans..."

My dog jumps on my lab as soon as I sit down. He has no problem snoozing on my tummy the whole evening, while I am laying on the couch watching TV.

[City Lights]

8. Another good one:

"Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish." - James Gorman

[yellowdogintexas]

9. dogs come when you call them, cats have answering machines