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Florida_Geek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 04:07 PM
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Assault With A Pork Chop
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1210041chop1.html

Matcom probably posted this already but

DECEMBER 10--Meet Ernesto Hernandez-Rosales. The 39-year-old Oklahoma inmate has been charged with the pork chop assault of a fellow resident of the Lexington Correctional Center. According to investigators, Hernandez-Rosales (pictured at right) tried last month to settle a beef by stabbing Jermaine Portillo, 21, in the eye with a "sharpened pork chop bone.

..more at Smoking Gun
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 04:08 PM
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1. Ow! My doctor says I'm not supposed to get pork chop in my eye!
:cry:
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 04:10 PM
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2. "... to settle a beef ..."
:-)
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UL_Approved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 04:13 PM
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3. Well, in order to settle a beef...
...they brought in a third-party moderator: pork!
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 04:17 PM
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4. Thus spake Fat Bastard ...
... "Baby, the other white meat!"
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ragin_acadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 05:56 PM
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5. at least he wasn't chicken
then it would have been fowl play.

how about, give him the rack...of lamb
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