yvr girl
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Sat Dec-11-04 09:31 PM
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I need Kitchen Elves, dammit |
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Is wanting a little creature available 24/7 to cook and clean for me so wrong?
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Sat Dec-11-04 09:32 PM
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Sat Dec-11-04 09:36 PM
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The magically shining kitchen, the full cookie jar, the homecooked meal most nights, the ordered takeout on the not-homecooked-meal nights, the fully stocked pantry and refrigerator...all the work of the family elf.
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Sat Dec-11-04 09:34 PM
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2. No, house elves like to serve. |
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Too bad there aren't any available.
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Sat Dec-11-04 09:34 PM
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3. I believe that enslaving dwarves is no longer considered |
yvr girl
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Sat Dec-11-04 09:36 PM
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They still work for Santa no problem.
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Sat Dec-11-04 09:40 PM
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just make sure they have their green cards and you pay their employee taxes.
Especially if you plan to be in the Cabinet
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Sat Dec-11-04 09:45 PM
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10. I'm Canadian - we're much more free and easy 'bout that sort of thing |
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We're practically lawless up here.
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Sat Dec-11-04 09:36 PM
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5. Not at all. I could use a Kitchen Gnome myself. |
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Especially now, when I'm sick. x(
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Sat Dec-11-04 09:44 PM
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Do you want some chicken soup? I could tuck you in too.
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Sat Dec-11-04 09:45 PM
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9. I'd love some chicken soup, thanks. |
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Getting tucked in would be nice, too. :-)
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yvr girl
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Sat Dec-11-04 09:47 PM
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11. By yourself, or with company? |
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Sat Dec-11-04 09:48 PM
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12. WIth someone, although that someone is taking a risk. |
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I'd hate to give her my cold.
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Sat Dec-11-04 10:14 PM
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Sat Dec-11-04 10:15 PM
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17. Well, I'll reciprocate when she gets sick. |
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Sat Dec-11-04 10:25 PM
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mmmm...I wonder who she is?
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Sat Dec-11-04 10:34 PM
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Sat Dec-11-04 09:53 PM
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I heard someone on a talk show once claim that there was a ghost in their house that did cleaning. I could live with that too.
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Sat Dec-11-04 10:02 PM
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14. As long as I don't have to pay payroll taxes on it, |
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Edited on Sat Dec-11-04 10:03 PM by Ilsa
I'd love to have an elf help around here. Preferably with the cleaning as I'd rather do most of the kitchen stuff myself. (I love making stews and soups in winter.)
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Sat Dec-11-04 10:13 PM
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15. I think elves are quite versatile |
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You can keep them busy as you see fit.
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Sat Dec-11-04 11:28 PM
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double duty in the kitchen ... et la boudoir. ;-)
...C'est vrai, mon chere.
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