Post your drunken ramblings here

[Bill McBlueState]

I'll start...

What is it with 20-something women? Every day it's either a new, deeper stage of self-doubt, or you think you're the best damn thing since microwave pizza.

I need an older woman for stability!

And by the way... Trailer Park rocks!!!1

[AwakeAtLast]

1. I'm an "older" woman, but I'm married, sorry

and I wish I were drunk! That being said, I can still find the capacity to ramble. Don't need booze for that!

:)

[gtp1976]

12. questions

Do good things really come to those that wait? Or are the things that come to those who wait the things that are left by those that got there first?

If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get?

Who decided that "curse/cuss" words were bad? Why is shit bad but poop or crap or feces okay?

Why must we wear clothes?

drive on a parkway and park on a driveway, yeah, I know, I just didn't want to sound cliche'ish. :-)

[Bill McBlueState]

14. George Carlin was on Bravo the other day

He did his "seven words you can't say on TV" thingy

It's funny what you're allowed to say now vs what you could say back in the day

he wass like "shit piss * * cock* mother* and tits"

[BeHereNow]

15. Married? That doesn't matter...

EVERYTHING is possible in cyber-space!
Take me for example...
I have SEVERAL DU lovers, all of them younger men.
Never met a one of them, but WHAT fun!
Well, with the exception of one...but I'm not gonna kiss and tell.

BHN:evilgrin:

[New Earth]

2. k

why am i always alone on the weekends? why am i in a fight with my best friend over the election, even though we both voted for Kerry? she said he was gonna lose, i was in the middle of sobbing after his concession speech, and she called to give me an 'I told you so' lecture, so i hung up on her. we haven't talked since.

lemme cry in in my pizza :(

[Bill McBlueState]

8. hey, maybe it's time to make up.

You both did the right thing. One of these days, all us Kerry voters will channel our frustration into some serious ass-kicking.

[New Earth]

13. i tried to make up

im'd her on AIM, tried to explain why i hung up, why i was so upset, but instead of getting over it and being understanding, she decided she'd rather fight over how it was wrong for me to hang up :shrug:

[DeepGreen]

3. I just broke a B string, ask me anyting !!

:bounce:

[Bill McBlueState]

4. a B string?

that sounds mildly provocative.

Are B strings hard to replace?

[DeepGreen]

6. No, you can buy them in bulk !

[JohnKleeb]

5. you look smug and who are you to judge me and the life that I live

I know that I am not perfect and that I don't claim to be.
JUDGE NOT!

[Pale Blue Dot]

7. If I wanted to post my drunken ramblings,

I'd start a thread with a title like "What the hell does it mean to be 'Saved By Zero'"?

[Bill McBlueState]

11. Finnfan

Is "Finn" short for "Miami Dolphins"? Cuz wow, I bet you're regretting that about now.

[Pale Blue Dot]

16. No. Neil Finn is a New Zealand singer/songwriter.

Member of Split Enz and founder of Crowded House.

I'm a NY Giants fan, so I still have plenty to regret. I'm just hoping Eli Manning can get his completions into double digits this week.

[Bill McBlueState]

19. Mr. Roethlisberger

Mr. Roethlisberger is coming to visit you next week. Your guys better get your act together this week before you have to face the steel curtain.

Ahh, why do I get so excited... my guys are just gonna lose to the Colts in the playoffs.

[JohnKleeb]

30. hey don't be so cynical

We got a good defense, a good defense generally beats a good offense and Manning generally chokes in the playoffs.

[Bill McBlueState]

32. yeah

I should be less cynical. Nobody's held the Colts to under 24 yet this year. The Stillers can do that; they hold pretty much everyone to under 24. Now that Chad Scott's hurt, the secondary's pretty awesome.

I just remember all those 1990's playoff losses too well.

[JohnKleeb]

34. understandable

Ive been playing as the Stillers in Madden, and I had two 55 yard interceptions for touchdowns in a game, it was sweet.

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. I love my girl.

:loveya:

[BeHereNow]

10. From the film "Fat City"

Susan Terrell says.,,"
"Well, izn't that juz TOO Perfect..."
See I LOVE younger men...
You want an older woman?
Come and get me...
The EVIL Duer,
BHN:evilgrin:
AKA: Mrs. Robinson

[Bill McBlueState]

23. nice...

I'm kinda scared of girls, though. Is that okay? I always get all nervous when girls are around.

[BeHereNow]

25. Ever had a WOMAN?

BIG difference between girls and WOMEN.
The EVIl DUer,
bhn...heh-heh

[Bill McBlueState]

29. maybe that's my problem

You sound pretty evil with all that heh-heh'ing!

[BeHereNow]

35. No doubt, that IS your problem...

and what fun have you ever had without
being a little EVIL?
BWAHAHAH!
bhn

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. I already posted my drunken ramblings both here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2197896&mesg_id=2197896

and here!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2197198#2197206

[New Earth]

18. attention whore

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. Yes, yes I am.

:evilgrin:

[Bill McBlueState]

20. got any cake? n/t

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Mmmmm cake... I'm here for the cake, but I can never find any cake! wtf?

[Bill McBlueState]

24. i think the state-run cake store closes at 11

There's probably a black market for the stuff, though.

[Bill McBlueState]

26. need more beer

I originally typed "need more beet." Some beets (preferably pickled) would be cool right now, but I need another beer or I will get sleepy and pass out.

[democracy eh]

27. Did you know that the word "Cougar"

means the same thing in Canadian English as Canadian French?

weird

[democracy eh]

28. but there is no translation for

"Man-Child"

[Bill McBlueState]

31. ooh Nova Scotia

I should drive to Nova Scotia tonight. I could be to Halifax in time for breffus.

[democracy eh]

33. come on up

the weather is extremely mils

about 5 degrees above freezing, very pleasant

[tjdee]

36. IS that the same as JAGUAR???

And I mean it the way British people say it.

Jaguah.