Questions... Add your own if you want

[MrScorpio]

If Bush were a king instead of a president, would it be easier for a bloodthirsty mob to send him to the Guillotine?

Could Cheney be even more of a prevaricating, useless waste of human flesh?

If Rush Limbaugh ate so much food that he exploded, would it require an environmental impact statement before the cleanup began?

Is Bill "The Tool" O'Reilly really such a fucking moron, or does he just play one on TV?

If the administration gets another term, will the shit pile up high enough that it would deluge the entire country once it collapses?

If you locked a Freeper in a room with a mirror, would he recognized his image in the reflection, or bark at it uncontrollably?

Is "What the fuck?" a normal reaction to anything that Bush says, or is it just a sign that we actually use our higher brain functions?

When will the indictments begin?

Just wondering?

[Droopy]

1. Just what is the meaning of "misunderestimated"? n/t

[Padraig18]

2. OK

When will Colin Powell finally say "Kiss my ass, you drunken pinhead! I'm tired of being your house n*****!", and resign?

[paradisiac]

3. well hmm....

"Do you have blacks, too?"
-- George W. Bush, meeting with Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso; allegedly, in this incident, reportedly witnessed only by members of the White House Press Corps, Condoleezza Rice was present and jumped in to save Cardoso from having to answer, informing Bush that in fact Brazil is home to more blacks than any country outside Africa (unverified date: November 2, 2001)