EXPOSED!!! There's A Secret Hot Tub Just For DU Moderators...

[arwalden]

... and DU moderators get secret decoder rings a slide-o-matic decoder and walkie talkies. Supposedly there's also a secret handshake so that moderators can identify one another in a crowded chat room. I haven't be able to confirm the existence of the x-ray glasses. But I do know for a fact that they have invisible ink and pen-flashlights.

I recently discovered THESE photos documenting the drunken debauchery of our moderators.


Look below for PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of things that DU moderators get!



Codebook


Binoculars


Sunglasses


Invisible Ink


Here's The BEST PART!!! The FAKE MUSTACHE!!


Here's an undercover photo of BigMcLargeHuge in disguise.


... and here's what he's looking at.

[neuvocat]

1. Hey they expanded the size of the jacuzzi!

[GOPisEvil]

2. So THAT'S where my donations have gone!

x(

[Bat Boy]

3. Have I said lately that I love you?

You are f*ckin' killing me over here...

[SOteric]

4. I absolutely LOVE

my fake moustache. I think it looks quite realistic on me. And as an added bonus, - it can also be worn as a monobrow!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. Throw some packets of...

Onion Soup in that there hot tub and make some gravy! ;-)

[SOteric]

6. P.S.

You're going to tell them about the cabana-boys, aren't you?

[arwalden]

20. Cabana Boys? You've Got Cabana Boys??

Mmmmmm. Cabanaaaaa Boooooys!

[JohnKleeb]

7. I knew it!

[DS1]

8. The asshole to liter of water ratio in that tub is off the chart

If the mods think that's a nice little pool to stew in, they can have it :puke:

[Elidor]

32. My thoughts exactly

Asshole Stew, a friend calls it.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

9. I see that the Democratic Underground "establishment" has been....

taken over by Bushco.......we average folk are left out of the system.

:silly:

[KG]

10. that aint debauchery, they still got their clothes on.

[arwalden]

12. These Were The First Photos... They Get Worse As Time Goes On.

Once the clothes come off, and the alcohol starts to flow... well... let's just say that a good time was had by all.

[flamingyouth]

11. I've often found the Secret Decoder stuff quite helpful

;)

[terrya]

13. The sad thing is that you have to RETURN all that stuff...

when you're no longer a moderator. :-(

[arwalden]

14. What Cheapskates!!

[terrya]

18. And the champagne served while in the hot tub???

Admins: Moet.

Mods: Andre.

We mods would be forced to WATCH them drinking the superior champagne.

Disgusting. :-)

[TheMightyFavog]

15. I never did return my fake moustache.....

It's stuck on my dorm room door.

[Padraig18]

19. I never returned my washroom key, now that you mention it.

;)

[Padraig18]

16. They'll have to kill you now.

Please come along quietly...

;)

[meganmonkey]

17. This is just recruitment propoganda for new moderators!

Power corrupts, man. Be careful what you wish for!

:silly:

[LynneSin]

21. You know there's a Secret Hot Tub for Moderators at Free Republic too

[terrya]

22. And the Milwaukee's Best flows like water!

:-)

[LynneSin]

23. How do you think they get the bubbles in their Hot Tub

:shrug:

[terrya]

26. True, true.

Those "homemade" bubbles are so...so...

Words fail me, actually. :-)

[arwalden]

24. Oh... NICE!!! A Garden Hose Hooked To The Exhaust Would Work GREAT...

... to make relaxing bubbles!

[LynneSin]

25. Read my post above: Bubbles supplied by Milwaukee's Best

Believe me, after a couple of those I'm a bubbling fool - which is why I don't drink cheap beer anymore

[arwalden]

27. LMAO!!

[Elidor]

33. THAT MAN HAS THREE NIPPLES!!!!!!!

Aeiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LynneSin]

28. My spies found this by the DU Hot Tub

Who wants to own up to this!!

[arwalden]

30. Interesting Return Policy...

but how exactly would one go about returning a toe massage or a cuddle?

[LynneSin]

31. You'll have to ask Deep Throat Delores

:shrug:

[CatWoman]

29. Allen -- I bow down to you

you've really outdone yourself with this thread.

This is the funniest. thread. EVAH!!!!!!

:D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

34. But we know nothing nasty is going on in there.

No sex tubs, you know. Skinner's making sure.