I'm drinking & watching "Good Will Hunting", ask me...blah blah blah

[Paragon]

Put on your lousy south Boston accents, ya fuckahs!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. What does Good Will Hunting taste like?

Does it taste better when you watch it at the same time you drink it?
:beer:

[Paragon]

2. I see someone else has been drinking

:toast:

[Droopy]

3. What are you drinking?

What goes well with "Good Will Hunting"? I imagine a premium beer. Or maybe wine. I like that movie, but then I like just about anything with Robin Williams in it.

[Paragon]

4. Nah.

Drinkin' what Will & his buddies would be drinking -- cheap American lager, specifically Miller Lite. Y'know, it's got less carbs than other light beers!

:silly:

[Dudley_DUright]

5. Ok

What are your thoughts on the Riemann Hypothesis?

http://www.utm.edu/research/primes/notes/rh.html

http://modular.fas.harvard.edu/edu/Fall2001/124/lectures/lecture4/html/node5.html

[Paragon]

6. Here you go

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

[Dudley_DUright]

10. Good comback!

I hope you found this dialog on a website, since it would have been a lot of work to transcribe from the movie! ;-)

[SweetZombieJesus]

7. I'd have to have something stronger than alcohol to watch that cloying

shit. Heroin, maybe.

[Paragon]

8. I think I'd have to do the same...

...to listen to an entire Frank Zappa record. But thanks for your input, sweetheart.

[mitchum]

9. Considering the movie, I hope you're drinking a WHOLE LOT...

you have my sympathy otherwise

[caledesi]

11. It was wicked good..how's that for Boston regional talk?

[ronzo]

12. Yeah, every time there's a cheesy Bostonism that nobody uses...

DRINK!

[newyawker99]

14. Congrats ronzoNOLA!! 200 posts

:toast:

[NicoleM]

13. DO YOU LIKE APPLES?

"I got her numbah. How do ya like THEM apples?"