Who would you rather date? Ann Coulter or this Old woman?

[LynneSin]

Vs.

[Goldeneye]

1. Where'd you get the picture of Mann? Is it photoshopped?

[LynneSin]

That's actually a real picture

It was originally on her website with this:

[Goldeneye]

24. So...does she have a thing for Joe McCarthy?

I think he's kind of an embarassment...and a nut job...Maybe coulter can relate?

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

6. No, it's not photoshopped. Was in one of her books.

:scared:

[LynneSin]

10. This we wish wasn't photoshopped

[terrya]

2. I'd rather date the decaying corpse of Eleanor Roosevelt than...

Ann Coulter.

But, wait...I'm gay!

Nevermind. :-)

[LynneSin]

7. Well Ann is a Man so you're ok if you date her

Seriously, we do need to find out the truth. Do it for your country

[terrya]

13. Ok....

But my heart won't be in it. Among other organs.

[stevedeshazer]

3. Watch it...

That's my mother-in-law... :eyes:

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

4. The old woman is *interesting* at least.

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. I'd rather Ann date Joe McCarthy in hell

[bahrbearian]

8. I don't date Men, but I do have a thing for Old Women !!

[ClintonTyree]

9. The old girl looks interesting........................

and I imagine she's got at least a few good stories to tell.
Annthrax.........I already know what she's all about and I don't care for it one iota. I'd rather circumcise a rabid wolverine with a butter knife than date Ann the Man.

[LynneSin]

11. The Rabid Wolverines appreciate your sacrifice to them

:eyes:

[crasmane]

22. This asexual thinks the old woman seems fascinating.

Still though, I don't date. Period.

[UL_Approved]

12. Bloom County! Hell yeah.

Its been a while since I've read the political saga from that era of political satire. Love to see it still in action.

And as for the old woman vs. Mann Coulter, no contest. I'll bet that old woman is one hell of a character. I wouldn't be surprised if she was in a resistance movement in France. Mann has yet to show enough courage to withstand the onslaught of lemon meringue...

[mikehiggins]

14. If I had to date Coulter I'd douse myself in gasoline and light a

match.

But that's always been me. Taking the easy way out.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. I don't date women, so the old lady's out. And I don't date she-males so..

Ann is out too.

[sans qualia]

26. *smacks forehead*

:mad:

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Are you smacking my forehead or your forehead? Did I do something wrong?

:shrug:

[sans qualia]

33. Mine

This "she-male" is very tired of all the insipid tranny jokes that follow Ann Coulter around on DU.

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. I see. Well I'm very sorry if I offended you!

Well you accept my apology? :pals:

[sans qualia]

43. ok...

I'm sorry if it seems like I overreacted. I'm sure you didn't mean anything by what you said, it just irks me when people don't even consider the possibility that stuff like this might be offensive. :hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

48. I dont think you overreacted at all.

If anything ever bothers you, you should always say so that people know and well be more considerate later. :) :hug:

[Flaxbee]

16. Oh come now, let's make it interesting!

How about Ann Coulter or Phyllis Schlafly? Ann Coulter or Bay Buchanan?

[LynneSin]

18. I think most Straight Men of DU would rather slice off their penis...

...with a rusty chainsaw than to consider any of those women you listed

[Flaxbee]

20. LOL!

n/t

[bahrbearian]

32. Your right ,, I'll still take the Old Woman,over the Chainsaw

I just cleaned and put the saw away, for winter.

[Deja Q]

17. Oh dear lord, she looks like Brett Sommers!

:wow:

So many fond memories of Match Game PM are now ruined eternal for me. :cry:

[McKenzie]

19. The old gal with the ceegar has much more class. n/t

[zeemike]

21. This may shock you but...I would date Ann

Yes and I would do it for God and country
I would handcuff here to the bed, her thinking she was going to get some domination sex, (cause that is what she likes) and then I would bring in a Dyke that was also a patriotic American willing to do her duty for God and country, and show Ann Colter the joys of lesbian sex.
After that she would never be the same again. She would turn over and become that which she despised before, a liberal. And here next book would be titled "Hyprocrit...How a slip of a tong can swamp your boat"

[norml]

25. Actually Ann Coulter & Laura Ingraham are already lesbians.

These two never married, no children having, women's sports loving, hard drinking, gay men dating, family values spouting, closeted dykes are very funny when they try to pretend that they have any sexual, or romantic interest in strait men whatsoever.

[zeemike]

29. That could be true

But do you think they know it?

[ClarkUSA]

31. Actually, they could be brothers....

same horsey face, same froggy voices, same bone structure, though Anndrew
couldn't get rid of the Adam's apple even with all the hormone therapy.

[norml]

39. They walk alike. They talk alike. They even wear their hair alike.

What a crazy pair!

[HCeline69]

30. Submissive

"I would handcuff here to the bed, her thinking she was going to get some domination sex, (cause that is what she likes)"

Well, someone had to say it! Yes, I would be willing to bet, given what I have heard her say and read of her writing, Ann likes to be submissive. I thought this was obvious from Day One.

I would rather share a cigar and a couple of beers with the Old Woman though. She looks like the love child of Ruth Gordon and George Burns. I imagine she has some great stories and jokes and advice from a life well-lived.

[zeemike]

37. See that is the beauty of my plan

After I brought in the Dyke to do here duty (I know that this is asking a lot of the gay community but out of patriotism I am sure someone of them wold step up to the plate) I could go out and share that cigar with that old woman and probably enjoy myself knowing that the country had been rid of at least one of her kind.

[whalerider55]

23. remember

it was freud who said "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"

whalerider55

i'm still thinkin.

[bvar22]

27. Depends...

Would duct tape and a paper bag be allowed?

[Voltaire]

34. I'd have to vote for Ann...yep

What I wouldn't do to go on a date with her....take her home...get her all hot and bothered.....agree for me to tie her up nekkid....and then I'd leave her stupid ass there with a DVD of Fahrenheit 911 running in a continuous loop on the television. Bitch.

[FizzFuzz]

35. urrgh, Annthrax looks like she has a goiter.! n/t

[ragin_acadian]

36. for god and country (and all you DU'ers) i would take ann the man

to the beach, just to see where s/he hides mr. winky in a bathing suit.

and then i would take some pictures, post them here, and say nah-nah-nah-nah nah.

then i'd spend the rest of my life in an alley in kathmandu, chain-smoking nepalese hash balls in an attempt to erase my memory.

[Bat Boy]

38. I don't think I'd have an overwhelming urge to strangle the old woman.

Coulter...I'm nowhere near her right now, and I'd like to throttle her. I can't imagine what would happen if I were in the same room with him.

Her! With her...

[NightTrain]

41. Well, is the old woman friendly? Does she have a kind heart?

Call me strange, but these things matter to me!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

42. The old lady looks kinda cool.

I wouldn't date either of them; but I'd probably enjoy a chat with the senior...even though I can't stand cigars.

[njdemocrat106]

44. I once saw a picture online of what I swear was Ann Coulter...

giving a Ronald McDonald statue, umm.. "oral pleasure". Does anybody here know what I'm talking about? (I saw it on an Anti-Coulter page a few years back).

[FM Arouet666]

45. I would sleep with a moisten goat before

I would touch the rotten flesh and soul of the bleached hate maven.

[retread]

46. Am I the only one that doesn't find this funny? n/t

[BikeWriter]

47. Only a sick puppy would consider...

...sleeping with the gestapo bitch from hell.