One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead

[Fight_n_back]

I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead
Punk rock girl
Please look at me
What do you see
lets travel around the world
just you and me Punk Rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder and said "do you have a beau"
She smiled and said, "I do not know"
Punk Girl
give me a chance
Lets go slam dance
your dressed like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me Punk Rock girl

[Coventina]

1. We got into a car away we started rollin'

I said, "how much you pay for this?"
She said "Nothin' man it's stolen!"

Love the Dead Milkmen!

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. You know Stuart, I like you, you're not like the other kids...

here in the trailer park.

A BURROW OWL LIVES IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND!!!

[AWD]

4. DO YOU KNOW......??????

Do you know what the queers are doing to the soil? Now, you look at the soil around any large US city with a big underground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa. Perfect example.

[AWD]

3. I once had the pleasure...

...of interviewing the Dead Milkmen for the radio station I was working at.

Funniest guys EVER.

They told me that they've made two mistakes in their songs. One is The Beach Boys didn't perform "California Dreamin" (Punk Rock Girl), and the other is that his sister couldn't have taken the batteries from the smoke detector to use in her Walkman (I Dream Of Jesus)....different types of batteries.

[Coventina]

5. Actually, the Beach Boys made a crappy cover of it

It was in the 80s.
I think they were trying to follow their "success" of Kokomo, or whatever the heck that terrible song was.

But, yes, the Beach Boys did do "California Dreamin'"---so they were right without realizing it!

[Fight_n_back]

6. I Dream of Jesus

is absolute genius!

Mom started attracting some strange followers like the guy that didn't use deodorant and spoke only in riddles or the woman who collected handmade 18th centruy Amish swimwear......


.....and thats how I got to go to the prom with Geens Davis...