Caption Bush Sr passed out on the WH lawn

[DoYouEverWonder]

Gee, Babs I don't remember what happened last night, but I must have won first prize.

[kanrok]

1. Hey Sonny...

Did you spread the Alpo on my crotch?

[TroubleMan]

2. Barbara get over here....

I want to make it a 3-dog night.

[LTR]

3. Survey says...

DING DING DING!!!

Best caption I've read on anything so far! ROTF!!!

[VOX]

4. Can't top this, T-Man!

Welcome to DU -- :toast:

[Ilsa]

7. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HAHAHA!

:kick:

[LuLu550]

16. more coffee

spraying out my nose! Thanks a ton for the early morning laugh! (pass the tissues, please.)

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Fee Fee sez to Ralph, Damn, you did need to clense your .....

Colon didn't you!"

Ralph sez to Fee Fee, "Is that corn in it for texture or is that a yellow streak down it's back?"

Edit}}} Fee Fee sez DAMN,,,,, Did Someone Worm Ralph?

[mw]

6. Son, that's the last time I go out drinking with YOU. n/t

Pass the pretzels.

[Ilsa]

8. Does anyone have a pic of him

projectile vomiting on the Japanese PM?

[MisterP]

9. Poppy Bush gets devoured alive by puppies!

[olmy]

10. Hmmm...that monkey shaped cloud...better call my son today.

[Bombero1956]

12. George was

almost giddy with anticipation as he awaited anal sex with a lawn sprinkler followed by a double tongue bath from 2 bitches.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. Help!!!!! Killer dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Except I think junior does a better job at passing out.

[CanuckAmok]

13. Every time I eat Sushi, I wake up on the lawn with dogs on me-what gives?

n/t

[MSchreader]

14. The Donger needs food!

Automobile?!

:evilgrin:

Martin

[VOX]

15. "I'll give you pups just ten more seconds to find the yellow ribbon..."

"tied 'round the old oak tree!"