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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:00 PM
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I think everyone with a low sperm count is a freeper
which is good because they can't reproduce.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:02 PM
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1. I don't have a sperm count....
:evilgrin:
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:04 PM
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2. me either!
we're so undercover we don't even know we're freeps! i'm shocked!
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Mabeline Donating Member (210 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:07 PM
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7. Me either...er...
if I do I don't know about it. LOL!
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:04 PM
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3. Have you counted my sperm lately?
My motility factors are waaaaaay up!
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AutumnMist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:04 PM
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4. I wish that were true
My husband posts here on DU and I am going on fertility drugs the 11th of January. You have your ups and downs, I guess conception doesnt have a political favorite.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:04 PM
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5. I've sperm, but they don't count because they wouldn't find an egg in time
Lovely subject, this...
:D
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:06 PM
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6. I've got sperm,
but high count or low count it doesn't matter right now. No where for it to go.
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:08 PM
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8. Way to alienate the ladies!!
:hi:
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:10 PM
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10. It's nothing but a copy cat post guys!!!!!!
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:11 PM
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12. I knew that.... and a cute one, too.
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:12 PM
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13. Sexist troll!
:evilgrin: oopsie on yyoouuu!
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:13 PM
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14. that's the second time I've been accused of sexism today
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:15 PM
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15. Maybe you need to get in touch with your feminine side. Or post a
shameless women appreciation thread like SBP did ;).
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:16 PM
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16. How about I get in touch with your feminine side
:evilgrin:
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:24 PM
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20. That depends on which side. Hey, did you hear that I got a thread locked
by BigMcLargehuge the other night in record time?? It was like 4 seconds!
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:25 PM
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22. Damn, I think that's a record
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:26 PM
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23. Jealous??!??!
So, which side?
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:28 PM
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25. Your good side
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:29 PM
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26. That was a fabulous answer! You were buying yourself time to drum that up,
weren't you?

It's ok, it was worth the wait.
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:36 PM
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27. No, that was my automatic answer. I was just pouring another glass of wine
and thinking what am I going to eat.
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:42 PM
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28. I just took the second lasagna out of the oven. Bring the wine.
I'll hook you up.
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:49 PM
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29. lasagna sounds good
I'm making my second proscuitto, mozzarella and tomato sandwich of the day. I went to costco yesterday so I got enough food to feed an army.
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:21 PM
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18. i'm just teasing
i knew it was a copycat i saw the first thread :)
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:22 PM
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19. Does that mean I'm not a sexist?
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:25 PM
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21. lol!
we'll i've never noticed it in your posts before but maybe i better start paying closer attention!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:19 PM
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17. The castrated guys would be alienated too...
Especially if theirs were nagged off... :wow:
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Guarionex Donating Member (371 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:08 PM
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9. huh...
what type of ignorant stuff is this? What about Democrat low sperm counters?
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:10 PM
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11. it's a joke. A copy cat of another post. Get it?
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:27 PM
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24. that 's why freepers are otherwise known as DRYBALLS
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:50 PM
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30. I thought it was IQ, not sperm
Maybe it's both low sperm count and low IQ count.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:54 PM
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31. But why would you want to count sperm?
It seems tedious.
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 11:56 PM
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32. So no one gets cheated of course.
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