Post in this thread and I'll answer in the style of John Ashcroft

[EstimatedProphet]

Fire away!

[Sannum]

1. Do you plan to record a full album?

[EstimatedProphet]

2. You clearly hate music and America to make fun of my singing

I'm sending you to Guantanamo for questioning.

[WindRavenX]

3. Why do you hate boobies?

Huh?

[EstimatedProphet]

4. I only hate foreign birds. Boobies live in the South Pacific

Apparently you like foreign birds. You must be under the influence of a foreign power. I'm sending you to Guantanamo for questioning.

[JohnKleeb]

6. best question of the thread

boooooooooooooooooooobies.

[Gemini Cat]

5. Why do you hate our old freedoms?

The ones we used to have?

[EstimatedProphet]

9. Real Americans don't hate freedom

I was concerned that they were becoming corrupted, and I had them hidden away to keep them safe. Only someone who is un-American would think that I hate freedom. I'm having you sent to Guantanamo for questioning.

[LeftyMom]

7. If you wanted to hold prayer meetings at work

why didn't you follow in your father's footsteps and become a minister?

[EstimatedProphet]

10. I couldn't be Attorney General as a minister

Prayer meetings are American. Hating God is unAmerican. I'm having you sent to Guantanamo for questioning.

[JohnKleeb]

8. How can you hate breasts

tits are awesome.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Tits are birds, and they are American

Nudity is prohibited in the Bible and the Constitution. You must be UnAmerican...didn't I have you sent to Guantanamo for questioning?

[JohnKleeb]

12. No you sent my crazy horny cousin down there

[EstimatedProphet]

14. Alright then. You are realted to mentally ill people

You are a security risk. I'm having you sent to Guantanamo for questioning.

[JohnKleeb]

17. hah screw you ashcroft and night

[EstimatedProphet]

13. My internet connection is slow and unAmerican

I'm having it sent to Guantanamo for questioning. Please stand by.

[LynneSin]

15. How about them Eagles! We're looking good for the Super Bowl aren't we?

:D

[EstimatedProphet]

16. Those are the wrong kind of Eagles

Real Americans should Let The Eagle Soar, not focus on a football team. You are clearly under the influence of foreign sports powers. I'm sending you to Guantanamo for questioning.

[nickgutierrez]

21. Damn you Ashcroft!

Upstaging me again.

At least I still have a job. Asshole.

-- Donald Rumsfeld

[ragin_acadian]

18. when jesus spoke in leviticus, about the power of snakes to

differentiate between the true believers and the posers, what kind of snakes did jesus intend for us to use?

right now my youth group has two boas (one eight foot, one 2.5 foot), two diamondbacks, and a watermoccasin.

i just have this feeling that we need to switch brands.

[EstimatedProphet]

22. Snake handling is an American religious tradition

But the snakes will talk to only those of true faith. They clearly haven't spoken to you, so you must have little faith, and be unAmerican. I'm having you sent to Guantanamo for questioning.

[foreigncorrespondent]

19. Hey, tell me, John...

...what do you think of this cute little calico kitty? :evilgrin:

[EstimatedProphet]

23. Calico is a French word, traitor!

I'm having you sent to Guantanamo for questioning.

[soothsayer]

20. There aren't any cats around here, are there??

[EstimatedProphet]

24. You must be talking about the calico cat from the previous post

Frenchie! I'm having you sent to Guantanamo for questioning.

[sniffa]

25. what are you going to do about american idoL?

[EstimatedProphet]

27. Idolatry is forbidden in the Bible

I'm having you sent to Guantanamo for questioning.

[RUDUing2]

26. what are you plans now? Is it true that Blunt ran for governor, knowing

you were stepping down, so that you could be the unoffical governor of Missouri?

[EstimatedProphet]

28. How did you know that? What is your information source?

I'm having you sent to Guantanamo for questioning.

[RUDUing2]

29. lol....

[jakefrep]

30. How would you describe your sex life? nt

[EstimatedProphet]

32. True Americans don't discuss things like that in public

I'm having you sent to Guantanamo for questioning.

[DelawareValleyDem]

31. Why does my knee hurt?

[EstimatedProphet]

33. Maybe your knee has been replaced by terrorist explosives

I'm having you sent to Guantanamo for questioning.

[RUDUing2]

34. you are a FRAUD..the real JA would have answered this way...

It has to be from kneeling at a pagan mass yesterday. I am sending you to Quantanmo for questioning and reprogramming to AoG.