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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 07:28 AM
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Not Sure What To Get Matcom For Xmas??? - How About A PENIS TIE!!
Edited on Mon Dec-13-04 07:32 AM by matcom
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A SERBIAN tie-maker is planning to launch a new range of penis cravats for the man who has everything.

Designer Neven Vrgoc said: "The ties are of a special shape and do not go around the neck of the man, but around his member.

"I hope male customers will buy them to create a good impression on a first date, or women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied."

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,11673934%255E13762,00.html
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 07:51 AM
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1. In the late 80's
I worked for a company that made capital medical equipment for urologists and they actually gave penis ties to all the guys for Christmas gifts. How is that for a bonus? I think my husband still has his somewhere.
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KDLarsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 07:58 AM
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2. Didn't we cover this fantastic issue yesterday?
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 08:34 AM
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3. What's next?
The pussy bow?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 08:58 AM
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4. Well we know you don't need a hat
Dick head
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