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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 10:33 AM
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Drug Testing Using Hair Samples


Based on this hair sample I conclude that Melanie Griffith is on crack.
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SCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 10:37 AM
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1. That's funny
thanks for the laugh!
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vpigrad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 10:42 AM
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2. What is wrong with her lips?
Is that some sort of reaction to something she's taking? What would cause them to look that bad?
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 10:44 AM
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3. Bad news: Cybill Shepherd on very bad drugs (see image)


This hair sample proves that Cybill Shepherd is on some VERY VERY bad drugs.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 01:12 PM
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5. Damn! She's morphed into Phillis Diller
:wtf:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 01:38 PM
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7. yikes
errr.
what?
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 01:10 PM
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4. Here's the hair sample drug tests results for Shane McGowan
Had to borrow this from another thread:




Results: On more drugs than anyone since Keith Richards
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 01:18 PM
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6. Former Rep. James Traficant tests positive


for some newfangled synthetic designer rug, er, I mean drug :-)
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