"Ben Dover" -- What made-up names do you recall from high school?

[Arugula Latte]

Remember when kids would check out their textbooks under aliases such as "Jim Nasium"?

What were some other classics?

[kat21]

Heywood Jablome

[rinsd]

22. My fav... (nt)

[Left Is Write]

1. The ever popular "Michael Hunt, Mike for short."

[Hatalles]

81. Haha! Never heard that one.

[The Zanti Regent]

2. P. Nuts

[The Zanti Regent]

3. Clark Barr

[MADem]

74. His cousin was Claude Balls....

He wrote a treatise called "The Tiger's Revenge."

[NoSheep]

4. Comona Wanna Laya-Hawaiian Movie Star

[Left Is Write]

13. What about Camp ComeOnAwannaLaya?

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Hal Jalaikakik

[The Zanti Regent]

6. Smelly B. Hynde

[XNASA]

7. Dick Stradler

[Jessica]

8. Dick Master ...

But, I actually knew a guy by that name. :D Funny stuff.

[mac56]

9. Ivan Beatanoff

Tyrone Shoelaces
Phil McCracken

[Arugula Latte]

10. Then there was "Pete Moss"

nt

[AllegroRondo]

11. Amanda Huginkiss

[The Zanti Regent]

12. The Hertz Bros--Dick and Peter

[mac56]

14. Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick

nm

[The Zanti Regent]

15. Buster Cherry

Then I saw that WAS the name of a 70s porn star...

[LincolnMcGrath]

16. Peter Fitzgoode

or Peter Fitzsnuggly

[CornField]

17. I.P. Frealy

[lpbk2713]

18. I. P. Daley

[KamaAina]

63. author of the classic "Beyond the Yellow River"!

:-)

[proud2BlibKansan]

70. Under the Bleachers

by Seymore Butts

[obreaslan]

19. Jack Meehoff

Later changed to Jack Mehoffer Bill O'Reilly

[bloodyjack]

20. Whenever I had to check into the library during lunch hour

I would sign in as Jack E. Oh

[obreaslan]

21. Warren Peace

[The Zanti Regent]

23. The Witt Brothers--Half, Dim and Nit

Can't work Zeppo into that one...

[Dulcinea]

24. Dick Hertz.

That was my favorite. When some hapless sub would ask, "Who's Dick Hertz?" every boy's hand in the room would shoot up!

[MissMillie]

89. Do you know where he's from?

Dick Hertz from Holden (MA)

[Lenape85]

25. Dan Druff

[The Zanti Regent]

26. Jacque Le Strappe

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

27. Wilma Fingerdu

...lame, but a real, authentic made-up name from my high school days.

:evilgrin:

[Sporadicus]

28. Barnaby Wilde

I still attribute some nonsensical writing to this character.

[jeff30997]

68. It's actually Dennis Hooper's real name.

[CO Liberal]

29. Pete Ceria

Pronounced "pizzaria".

:-)

[DrWeird]

30. Betty Humpter.

nt

[cruadin]

35. Noah Dident n/t

[CO Liberal]

31. Seymore Balls

[Newkophile]

32. Sal Monella

[donheld]

33. Seymour Buttz

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[billie_]

34. Phil McCraken

fill my crack in ;)

[flakey_foont]

36. Lance Boyle

[pk_du]

37. Hugh Jaynus

Bwahahah!....thx for the thread...got me in a good mood.

[Arugula Latte]

67. You're welcome!

:hi:

P.S. I never get this many responses to serious stuff I post in G.D. :eyes:

[jeff30997]

69. It's because...

DUers just wanna have fun. :)

[Merrick]

38. Bill Owney

[Merrick]

39. Pepe Rony

[Merrick]

40. Stu Pitt

[Worst Username Ever]

41. Amanda Huginkiss

[BringEmOn]

42. Hole In the Mattress by Mister Completely

Tracks In The Sand by Peter Dragon
Rod Gozinya
Harry Cox

[achtung_circus]

43. Hoobitcha Kokov

[YellowRubberDuckie]

44. Not made up: Dusty Boots

I was in youth group with this kid. He had bright orange hair and braces. Sweet kid though.
Duckie

[bif]

45. Dick Gazinia

[Canuckistanian]

46. Ivan and Hugh G. Rection

I think they're brothers.

[livinginphotographs]

47. Mike Hunt.

n/t

[KamaAina]

64. Not made up! A reaL Mike Hunt ran for sheriff in Aiken, S.C.

to much derision here in the Lounge.

Why not run as "Michael Hunt"?!

[livinginphotographs]

88. I'll do you one better,.

In the town I went to high school, there was a city council run-off between Dix and Cox.

I'd heard that even the national media picked it up, but I'm not sure how they managed to do it without coming right out and saying, "Ha ha there's a guy named COCKS and a guy named DICKS running, and both their names sound like the names for PENISES!!!"

That would make a great headline, though.

[The Zanti Regent]

65. back in my hometown, Dick Hunt was the Ford Dealer...

...Ambridge, PA

[Canuckistanian]

48. I. P. Nightly and Rusty Bedsprings

Inseparable, those two.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

49. Ellie Fant

And I used to know a drummer who'd play non-union gigs under the name Bob Aloo.

[LoZoccolo]

50. Oliver Klozeoff n/t

[LincolnMcGrath]

51. Hugh Jorgan

[GCP]

52. Ivan Ellavanitch, Ivor Bolockoff, Sheila Blige

:D

[Dzimbowicz]

53. Ali Toboger

[datasuspect]

54. richard head

[datasuspect]

55. dick johnson

[Endangered Specie]

56. Anita Dick.

[Dzimbowicz]

57. Believe it or not

I know someone whose name is Dickie, and his wife's name is Anita. BTW, she kept her maiden name.

[jeff30997]

72. To bad I'm not gay...

:)

[Arugula Latte]

58. Isaac Cox.

.

[Ladyhawk]

59. Stretch and Bertha Marx. n/t

[Ladyhawk]

60. Hugh G. Rection. n/t

[pintobean]

61. Stu Pidasso

[antigone382]

62. Seymour Butts

We really need to use these for that HUAC petition. It's hysterical.

[manic expression]

66. Hugh Jass...Pat McCrotch

[corksean]

71. Cupid Stunt or Joe Blob

[MADem]

73. Those gals named Ophelia

Ophelia Breast, Ophelia Thigh....and their buddy, Jack Mihoff. Then there's all those Jawanna ladies--Jawanna Fularoun, Jawanna Gitbizee, etc.

But I must admit that Hugh G. Rection is one of the best signature lines I've ever seen!

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

75. all should be used to write bill o'reilly

who can forget this gem?
http://www.dailyrecycler.com/blog/2004/09/did-oreilly-factor-get-hi-jackd.html

[jeff30997]

76. Here's a couple :

Al Kaholic

Rick O'Shae

Alpha Kenny Juan

Manny Kanblo

Annie Body

Rose Bush

Max E. Padd

Mike Oxbig

Ceasar Titts

Dick Cheney

[In Truth We Trust]

77. Norah Titzoff

[In Truth We Trust]

78. Pat McGroin

[Kali]

79. DICK BUTTKISS - has to be made up

I swear to whatever, my grandfather had a friend named Bud Roach!!

he was an old Mormon Cowboy and I'm sure he never had a clue why us kids were giggling.

[Blue_Tires]

80. Dick Assman

who is actually a real-life person up in Canada...his local ads in the paper (ran a tire shop) were nightly fodder for David Letterman back around 94-95

[rlev1223]

82. Hugh G. Rection

Zeke Stynine
Red Ruffinsore
Harry P. Ness

or the best, from Natlamp High School Yearbook:

Dwight Mansburden

[Lilith Velkor]

83. Ivana Ripertitzoff

[artv28]

84. Clint Torris and Connie Lingus n/t

[njdemocrat106]

85. Hugh DeMann and Rick O'Shea

Or my 2 favorites from the Simpsons: Anita Bath and Maya Buttreeks

[sakabatou]

86. Harry Balls, Master Bates

The list goes on...

[Dzimbowicz]

87. One more...

Drew Peacock

:evilgrin: