New words and their definitions. (Sorry if this has been posted already!)

[NightTrain]

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers
to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners:

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,
shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose
of getting laid.

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.

Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra
credit.)

Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and
it's like, a serious bummer.

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come very quickly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in
the fruit you're eating.

Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

[Sporadicus]

1. Here's My Entry:

reintarnation (n): the belief that, after death, one returns to life as a hillbilly.

[NightTrain]

2. FWIW, I particularly liked the last one!

Describes a certain on-line doppelganger to DU, doesn't it? ;)