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lazarus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 03:53 AM
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Math joke
"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Interrupting coefficient of friction."

"Interrupting coeffi-" "MU!"
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 04:17 AM
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1. *giggle*
Doofus! Hehehe... :P
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Dead_Parrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 05:17 AM
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2. (groan) Reminds me of:
There are 10 sorts of people in the world.

Those who understand binary,
and those who don't
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 05:19 AM
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3. being SERIOUSLY mathmatically challenged
"I don't get it."
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 05:32 AM
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4. more physics than mathematics
Edited on Wed Sep-24-03 05:41 AM by Kellanved
The coefficient's symbol is the Greek letter mu.
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 05:39 AM
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6. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
"I still don't get it."
Do I have to go to summer school?
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lazarus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 05:37 AM
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5. It's a take off on an old joke
"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"An interrupting cow."

"An interr.." "Mooooo!"

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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 08:19 AM
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11. Thanks.
In my school, they called people like you . . .

Never mind!

:hi:
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 07:35 AM
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7. Well I am with you.
:dunce:
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 07:56 AM
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8. What does a mathematically-oriented mermaid wear?
And algae bra.

What did the acorn say when he grew up?
Gee, I'm a tree.

My geometry teacher was full of math puns, but most of what I remember from her class is the time she got really angry and called us all "full of shit."

That was pretty cool.
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Atlant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 08:18 AM
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10. And it was an insult because you all were really only...
> My geometry teacher was full of math puns, but most of what I remember
> from her class is the time she got really angry and called us all "full
> of shit.

And it was an insult because you all were really only 99.999... % full of shit, right?

('Shame HTML doesn't have an "overbar")

Atlant
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 08:27 AM
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12. THOSE
I get!:7
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 08:12 AM
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9. What's purple and commutes?
an Abelian grape!
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