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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:02 PM
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Call the SPCA, I'm an animal abuser.........
....at least in the eyes of my cat Evita. I attempted to brush her teeth today. You'd think I was putting her through the worst torture known to felines (and yes, I was using kitty toothpaste)

:shrug:
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luxpara Donating Member (96 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:07 PM
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1. Wow! For a second I thought you were going to say...
that you had been spanking your monkey!







bad, bad monkey!!
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Garage Queen Donating Member (640 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:12 PM
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6. Or...choking your chicken!
Bad, evil Zoot!

(name that movie, kiddies!)
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luxpara Donating Member (96 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:20 PM
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11. Monty Python & the Holy Grail
did I win,did I win??
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Garage Queen Donating Member (640 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:23 PM
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15. Congratulations, luxpara, you've won a deluxe, brand new ....
um ... er ... glass of water!

Go to your kitchen to claim your prize. ;)
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luxpara Donating Member (96 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:26 PM
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16. at least it's not bathroom water...
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:08 PM
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2. hi lynne
bad lynne!!!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:09 PM
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3. you monster
hi Lynne :loveya:

i miss you terrbiLy
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:10 PM
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4. I miss you too
:hi:

Come visit me!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:12 PM
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5. how bout spring time?
phiLLy or deLaware?

"hi, i'm in deLaware"
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:13 PM
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7. Actually you should come to Austin Texas
Ramsey & I are going to this with GOPisEvil and some other Austin TX DUers: http://www.sxsw.com

If not, come on down in the Spring! Hopefully Will Pitt will be serving us tequila in a Bunny Suit
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:15 PM
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8. bunny suit?
who are the eagLes favored to Lose the NFC champ. game to? :P

no texas for me thank you. i have to inch my way south a LittLe at a time.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:19 PM
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10. We're only going to Texas provided that we don't leave Austin
Austin is like 65% liberal whereas the rest of Texas is pretty much fucked! So Ramsey and I will fly into Austin and only go to places within the Austin city limits.
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:17 PM
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9. The nerve of you
I gave my dog a bath last night and from the looks I was getting this morning, you'd think I was trying to neuter him with kindergarten scissors with no anesthesia.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:20 PM
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12. Well, Evita is going to the groomers tomorrow
She's got long fur I want to have groomed plus she's getting her nails clipped and teeth brushed. She's going to learn what real torture is tomorrow. But I do it because I love her!
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 01:38 PM
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18. I didn't even get to the nail clipping part
I know when to quit. Really, he's a sweet boy, but man does he hate a bath.
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:21 PM
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13. Jesus Christ!
Do you have a death wish or something?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:22 PM
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14. I just don't want to be stuck with major dental bills
And she does have nasty breath!
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:45 PM
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17. Please let me know when you're planning to do this next
Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 12:46 PM by Modem Butterfly
So I can increase my investments in Band-Aids and Bactine futures. :)

Seriously, you are a very brave individual. I think I'd rather have the dental bills!
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