What do you think whenever you see this:

[arwalden]

You have new messages in your inbox!

[no name no slogan]

1. The DU Grovelbot is hungry

FEED ME!!! he says

[Catherine Vincent]

2. Someone has the hots for ya?

[HysteryDiagnosis]

3. Agent Mike has finally found me...... n/t

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. Sometimes I send myself mail just to scare myself.... n/t

[BellaLuna]

5. I'm new.. I've never seen that

Hope to one day though!

[Skittles]

6. welcome to the DU, BellaLuna

stick around and you WILL see some :hi:

[BellaLuna]

9. Thank You Skittles!

:hi:

[fluffernutter]

7. welcome, cool name!

[BellaLuna]

10. Thank You

Ciao :-)

[pleiku52cab]

8. "the owner cannot receive private massages yet"

So anyway - Hi neighbor and welcome to DU

[BellaLuna]

11. Thanks

I'm not sure I'd even know where to look this early.

:hi:

[BattyDem]

12. Add me to the list of paranoid DUers

I immediately think, "What did I do?!" LOL!

[Kenneth ken]

13. other

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - go to a forum before that thing causes me to have a seizure - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

:P

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. It depends upon what I may, or may not, have done directly before

receiving the message! ;) :hi:

[DS1]

15. A nice mix of 1 and 3

:-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. *snort*

I would have guessed straight "3" for you...;) :hi:

[DS1]

17. *sniff*

A guy can dream :cry:

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. Well, if I ever happen to PM you, I will make sure it is a post filled to

brimful with Love and affectation...er affection. ;)

[frictionlessO]

19. oh definite #1, Im like pavlovs dogs here, Im getting excited just

looking at it within your post that im responding to right now.

Love me DU... just love me...

[goodboy]

20. it must be a mistake.