"Women...can't live with 'em...."

[dolo amber]

[msgadget]

1. Can't compete with them.

[Gothic Sponge]

2. Can't sell them on Ebay?

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Pass the beer nuts.

[RandomKoolzip]

4. Ummm...."period?"

Please don't hit me.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. It's very misogynistic to make jokes about menses.

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

8. I would think people would be proud to have a 140+ IQ.

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Best. Reply. Ever.

[Xipe Totec]

13. Did you no that MENSA means Stupid Girl in Spanish?

Menso means stupid boy.

Another useless fact brought to you by Captain Trivia.
:evilgrin:

[MichaelHarris]

5. can't

leave um leaning against a tree after a date.

[CarbonDate]

7. "can't shoot 'em"....

...was the ending I'd always heard.

[Goathead]

9. Can't stop them from...(Uhh... wait a sec dear,

I'll take the trash out in one minute, just one minute, O.K., O.K. yes I'll be off in a minute, let me just finish typing...)
uhh.. I have to go

[Freebird12004]

10. Would ya

really want to always live without 'em ? {remember That means ' sleeping alone'.}

[AlCzervik]

11. Can't ever tell them they look just "fine"

[gater]

14. ...can't throw them in front of a speeding locomotive,

except in four southern states including Texas.
Please note, this is just humor, you know, a joke. I in no way condone violent acts toward anyone. Offer void where prohibited. New Jersey residents must add sales tax. One offer per household only. Not compatible with any other offers. Stop me when I have disclaimed enough. All winners must wait thirty days before...

[dolo amber]

15. Actually, the correct answer is

silence...

;)

[RagingInMiami]

16. Can't get rid of them

[Kenneth ken]

17. ...can't get 'em to clean your house & cook your meals for free.

what is it with all y'all?

:hi: amber

[dolo amber]

18. Fuckin' uppity wenches

:D

:hi: Ken. ;)

[Kenneth ken]

19. ha

wenches - that's a great word. Too bad I get heavy objects thrown at me every time I use it. :D

[BiggJawn]

20. This, I have discovered, is True...

That's why it's me, 2 goldfish, 7 bookcases, and 9 bicycles...

Oh, about 3 dozen houseplants, too...

I may have to sleep alone, but at least it's never on the damn COUCH....

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. Hey! I never make MrG sleep on the couch!

We don't have one. ;)

[BiggJawn]

22. Neither do I...

Which is why I'm glad I'm never told to sleep on it...:D

[vinnievin777]

23. Because

they always kick me out. And put up a "Vinnie Keep Out" sign.


Vinnie Vin
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1932852344/qid=1086103239/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/103-2852423-2023849?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

http://www.vinnievin.com

[dolo amber]

24. Well, at least you can't accuse them

of being ambivilent...

:D

[nini]

25. Can't compete with 'em

;-)