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Tue Dec-14-04 10:32 PM
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First DUer To Answer All These Questions Correctly Wins A Cookie! |
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1. Is There A 4th Of July In England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
4. How many outs are there in an inning?
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10, what's the answer?
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
9. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left?
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
11. How many 2-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:34 PM
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Yes 1 12 6 No 70 2 60 9 Wrong guy 12
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7th_Sephiroth
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:35 PM
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Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 10:36 PM by 7th_Sephiroth
#1 Holiday or Calender day?
#2 80
#3 12
#4 6
#5 yes
#6 25
#7 1
#8 20 min
#9 8
#10 1
#11 12
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:36 PM
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Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 10:37 PM by sir_captain
1. Yes 2. 1 3. 12 4. 6 5. That would be difficult... 6. 70 7. 2 8. 60 9. 9 10. 0 11. 12
edit: i'm a dumbass
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:37 PM
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4. Geeesh.....I have to think tonight??? |
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and after a couple of rum n cokes????
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:37 PM
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yes one 6-12 I'm a girlie? not possible 25 one 60 9 ?? 12
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:38 PM
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Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 10:41 PM by Eric J in MN
1. Is There A 4th Of July In England?
yes, but it's not a holiday
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
one
3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
on edit: all 12 months have at least 28
4. How many outs are there in an inning?
six
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
no, he'd be dead
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10, what's the answer?
seventy
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
two
8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
thirty
9. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left?
nine
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
Noah had the ark, not Moses.
11. How many 2-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
twelve
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:41 PM
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Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 10:42 PM by m0nkeyneck
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:43 PM
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10. I'm stealing ErikJ's edited answers, with the following correction |
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The pills would last for 60 minutes. Reasoning:
Take one at the beginning, take one thirty minutes later, take the third at the 60 minute mark.
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Eric J in MN
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:48 PM
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Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 10:50 PM by Eric J in MN
The question isn't how long the effects of the pills would last, but the pills themselves, and in 60 minutes they would be gone.
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:40 PM
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1. yes 2. one 3. 12 4. 6 5. no, he's dead 7. 2 8. 60 9. 9 10. 1 11. 12
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:41 PM
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1=no 2=75 3=7,0 4=3 5=yea 6=70 7=3 apples 8=90 9=9 10=1 11=12
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:54 PM
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1. Yes there's a 4th of July in England, - a 5th, a 10th, and a 21st, too.
2. The average man is born only once.
3. All months have 28 days. Some go on from there.
4. 6 outs in an inning, 3 per team.
5. It's not legal anywhere in the U.S. for dead people to marry.
6. 70.
7. 2 apples.
8. If you're to take one right away, then they'd last 1 hr. If you're to take one beginning in one half hour, then they'd last an hour and a half.
9. 9.
10. Moses didn't take any animals on the ark, ya bunch of heathens. Noah did.
11. A dozen.
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Wed Dec-15-04 04:38 PM
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Wed Dec-15-04 04:41 PM
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Edited on Wed Dec-15-04 04:42 PM by kmla
1. Is There A 4th Of July In England?yes
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?one
3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?all of them
4. How many outs are there in an inning?6
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?no. corpses cannot marry
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10, what's the answer?70
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?2
8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? one hour
9. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left?9
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?1 (D'oh! got me on that one. Dammitall! No cookie for me!)
11. How many 2-cent stamps are there in a dozen?12
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Wed Dec-15-04 04:43 PM
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1. Is There A 4th Of July In England? Yes - not a holiday
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? One
3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28? All of them
4. How many outs are there in an inning? Six
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? No - he is dead
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10, what's the answer? 70
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? Two
8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? One pill lasts 30 minutes, the second lasts 60 minutes and the third lasts 90 minutes
9. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left? Nine
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? None, Noah took one of each gender, not Moses
11. How many 2-cent stamps are there in a dozen? Twelve
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Wed Dec-15-04 04:46 PM
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17. I won't be first, but okay. |
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1. Is There A 4th Of July In England? Well, yeah. It comes between the third and the fifth.
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? Technically, only one. I don't like this question, though, because we have come to refer to a birthdate anniversary as a "birthday", not just referring to the "birth day." ('Sokay. You can smack me upside the head now. ;) )
3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28? All of them.
4. How many outs are there in an inning? Six.
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? I don't believe it's legal for a dead man to marry anyone in any state.
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10, what's the answer? 70
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? You just said I took away two, so I have two.
8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 60
9. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left? Uhhh, nine.
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? None. That was Noah.
11. How many 2-cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12.
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Wed Dec-15-04 04:49 PM
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1. Is There A 4th Of July In England? Yes
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? One a year
3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28? All of them!
4. How many outs are there in an inning? 6
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Yes
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10, what's the answer? 30
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 3 cause I would still have all three apples
8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 30 minutes
9. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die, how many are left? 9
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? one of each
11. How many 2-cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12
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Wed Dec-15-04 04:51 PM
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1. yes 2. one 3 all of them (12) 4. 6 5. No, he's dead; he can't marry anyone 6. 70 7. I assume I still have the two 8. 60 minutes 9. 9 (live ones, anyway) 10. 1 11. 12
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Wed Dec-15-04 04:56 PM
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20. #5 can be answered with a yes..... |
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If you are dead, I'm pretty sure it's against the law for your sister-in-law to marry you.
Just a thought.
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