CDC reports new STD... (it's a joke... come on... read it!)

[Lisa0825]

(I hope this hasn't been posted already. Couldn't search the archives)

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is
contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is
called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the
past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves
from this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive sequellae of
individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not
limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of
grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of
the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to
incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to
accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by
acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance
of geography and history; tendencies toward creating
evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical,
all-or nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and
epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant
disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush.

[Lisa0825]

1. kick... was I the only one who thought this was good for a laugh?

:kick:


:shrug: