I'm having New England Clam Chowder for lunch, ask me anything

[motely36]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

[MissMillie]

1. Are you.....

eating it in New England?

Do you use oyster crackers?

[motely36]

2. No

and No, I'm at work and did not bring any :(

[complain jane]

3. I love good clam chowder.

I'm jealous.

[fluffernutter]

4. do you like to share?

[motely36]

5. It's almost gone,

but there's a spoonful or two left if you hurry.

[Merrick]

6. A lunch riddle

Detective Sam Shade paid a visit to the home of the prime suspect in a daring mid-day fish market robbery. Upon knocking on the door, Sam noted that it took an exorbitant amount of time for the suspect to answer. Sam eventually attributed this to the suspect’s waddling gait which he suspected was being exaggerated. Acting as if he had nothing to hide, the suspect invited Detective Shade to come in out of the heat of the afternoon and offered him some iced-tea, which Sam accepted before getting down to business.

“Where were you at 1pm this afternoon?” Sam asked.

Looking as innocent and baffled as possible, the suspect replied, “Why, I was out being fitted for a new tuxedo for my friend’s wedding.”

“AHA! I’ve caught you now!” Sam exclaimed triumphantly.

How did Detective Shade know the suspect was lying?

[motely36]

7. The suspect was a penguin?

[Merrick]

8. If this were a contest with a prize involved...

you'd be the proud new owner of said prize. Good sleuthing detective Chowderhead!

[motely36]

9. I love penquins!

[Merrick]

10. Yes, penguins are cool ;) and they dont need to rent tuxedos.

[yvr girl]

11. I want some. Is there any more?

Please.

[motely36]

12. Sorry, all gone

:(

[Menshevik]

13. was it in a bread bowl?

[motely36]

17. No, just a regular plastic bowl

[Beer Snob-50]

14. Was it very thick and creamy?

[motely36]

18. It was ok

I have to admit it was Campbells, but it was still pretty good

[Cobalt Violet]

15. Just what were all those chunky things?

:shrug:

[motely36]

19. I'm better off not knowing

[WMliberal]

16. do you think that's more "blue state" than my

Croissant and coffee for lunch?

[motely36]

21. well, croissants are rather upper class

so it's hard to say.

[WMliberal]

22. okay. but the coffee was Maxwell House

Nothing says "I can't find a damn job" like cheap coffee.

[Bouncy Ball]

20. OMg I'm so jealous

it's the white kind, right?

Big chunky potatoes, yummy clams, thick rich soup? Are you having it with saltines? Did you salt it?

I'm drooling on my keyboard, I love New England Clam Chowder.

[motely36]

23. It was good,

but it was out of a can and I heated it up in the microwave. So it's nothing to go crazy about!

:hi: