Unusual Last Names!

[Zomby Woof]

I actually came across the name 'Knipple'. Poor soul! :D

[StopTheMorans]

1. Felch

came across this at work yesterday (I shit you not).

[Fenris]

7. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[norml]

2. Mary

My last name.

[sadinred]

3. I have the WORST! I married into it. How's this?

ANDRZEJEWSKI :eyes:

[njdemocrat106]

55. I believe that's Pat Benatar's real last name. (nt)

[sadinred]

58. it is I know. I'm her husband and I took her name.

just kidding!!!!! I have heard that before though, that it's her real name I mean.

[Champ]

4. Mine

[obreaslan]

5. Lesbia

[Sporadicus]

6. I Have an Ancestor Whose Last Name is 'Glasscock'

[yellowdogintexas]

54. my sisters and I went to school with a whole family

of girls named Glasscock (except only one s in the name, but who cares how you spell it, the pronounciation was the same)

[Verve]

8. Dr. Barker is my in law's veterinarian. n/t

[obreaslan]

9. Kuntima

[LiberalinNC]

10. I actually have some friends w/ that last name!

[CornField]

11. Screws

My friend had to make her phone number unlisted. LOL!

[benburch]

12. Outlaw

I saw a news item with somebody whose last name was "Outlaw"

[bigwillq]

44. My neighbors last name is

Outlaw. And they're a crazy bunch.

[flamingyouth]

13. Conquest

I'd tell you the first name but I don't want to call attention to her on this board. But trust me, it's a really funny name. :D

[Spider Jerusalem]

14. I saw a Rev. William Dickgraber in a phone book once...

[BurtWorm]

35. That is truly unfortunate.

:o

[XNASA]

15. Pinkstaff

[Jessica]

21. That sounds like a nasty infection of sorts.

:scared:

[Maddy McCall]

16. There is a family of Hoggs in Texas

One who died in the late twentieth century was named Ima Hogg.

[lpbk2713]

17. My niece worked at a loan office and she couldn't control herself

when she was confronted with a customer named Mr Mussenfucker.

[Jessica]

18. Dooda.

[Spider Jerusalem]

20. Now all we need is a "Zippidy" and we'll have the set.

[Mandate My Ass]

19. A doc in the hospital where I work

goes by the name of Dr. Kwak. Tis true. Cross my heart and hope to die....

[obreaslan]

22. I work with a Dr. Kwak too...

You don't work in Philadelphia do you?

[Rambis]

37. I was seen by Dr. Doolittle once

I didn't even go there.

[amandae]

51. My OB/GYN is named Dr. Ripps

:hi:

[rkc3]

53. My accountant (and I can't believe I forgot this) is named Crooks.

He should have worked for Enron.

[Xithras]

23. Kunt

I actually dated a Kunt in high school. She was a very nice, very pretty girl but she was teased nonstop from elementary school on. She told me once that she couldn't wait to get married so she could change her last name.

[slutticus]

30. beat me to it!

[Xithras]

32. You knew a Kunt too?

I didn't know the name was common at all. Outside of that one family 15 years ago, I have yet to meet another Kunt.

[slutticus]

38. I didn't know him, but I saw an advertisement..

...for a professor who was coming to speak at my university.

It just had a picture of him, and underneath in big letters it said PROFESSOR KUNT

The U had an umlaut, so I guess it's pronounced "koont" or something like that.

I laughed for a week.

[Lavender Brown]

24. My actual name isn't weird

But the spellcheck always suggests "Penises" as the correct spelling for it. :( ,,

[Fifth of Five]

25. Used to be a listing in my home town for a

family with the last name Dikshit. I believe they were from India.

[Sanity Claws]

26. Here are some good ones

Horsfall, Malarky, Lawless (they're attorneys, really)

[Nikepallas]

27. Let's see you have Xena's actress Lucy who's last name is Lawless

I've heard in my life time last names like Shorthead, Sticky, and lonethorn

[rkc3]

28. I met a Richard Stiff once - honestly, I'm not making this up.

I always wondered what his parents were thinking.

[JitterbugPerfume]

29. I knew a girl once

last name Turnipseed


Fern Burns too

[JitterbugPerfume]

31. My ssters name is

Violet Love----honest

if she sees this I am DEAD

[kcass1954]

33. My ex's last name

and mine until I remarried was Schwolow. You have no idea how many times I was asked if I did!

[MrMonk]

34. "Smallpeter"

He was a hyperaggressive line manager in a large company that I once worked for.

[BurtWorm]

46. Wonder why he was hyperaggressive.

:o

[signmike]

36. Lipschitz

I once had a Dr. Graves, and a Dr. Dick Holder

I know an insurance salesman named Joe Swindle

there are many Asians with a last name of Phuc. In fact the little girl photographed running in the famous Viet Nam napalm pic is named Kim Phuc

[Liberal Veteran]

39. My last name is Gay...how's that for unusual and relevant?

:)

[njdemocrat106]

57. But Marvin Gaye wasn't gay!

:D

[vptpt]

40. Dr. Slaughter, DDS

I went to school with his son Chip. Also, when I lived in Florida there was a girl in my school named Merry Christmas...hand to god! It was spelled that way and everything.

[DieboldMustDie]

41. Dick Butkus would never have survived childhood...

had he not been the toughest kid in town.

[nini]

42. cant' think of any.. but

Knipple is pretty funny.


:D

[Kat45]

43. My friend's ex's last name is Neggars. He's Dutch.

They never left his name to get a table in a restaurant.

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. Schmick. Honestly, my brother saw that name once at his work.

[BurtWorm]

47. Drs. Chou and Beveridge were a couple of gastroenterologists

who worked on me last summer.

[murray hill farm]

48. miss pusspuss

my daughters 3rd grade teacher.

[the Princess]

49. My dad had a friend who's name was Donald Duck

No kidding! LOL As kids we used to call him all the time and use a Mickey Mouse voice to say "Hello this is Mickey is Donald home?"

LMAO

[Jersey Devil]

50. Noseworthy

Yep, met a guy and his wife with the last name of Noseworthy and, you guessed it, he had a big honker.

[Dzimbowicz]

52. I actuallly know someone named Klutz

and I went to school with a guy whose name was Fink.

[njdemocrat106]

56. Henry Lizardlover

Saw him on the news years ago, and he lives up to his name. He's got lizards roaming freely about his house.

[greendog]

59. Swineheart...

...I once worked with a person whos last name was Swineheart.

[Skittles]

60. hey Zomby

for a number of years there was a HENAUDER TITZHOFF in the Austin phone book - I think it was a fraternity. :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

61. My grandmother's last name is Bobo.

:hi:

[calico1]

62. I also know a Noseworthy

from work--and yes, he has big nose! In my town there is a dentist named Dr. Smiley and a vet named Dr. Doolittle!