Caption the thing on W's neck

[DoYouEverWonder]

Sure looks like a hickey to me. Didn't W go to Tennessee recently?

[displacedtexan]

1. AIDS?

looks suspicious, doesn't it?

[qb]

2. I sure can't see Pickles sucking on that pasty thing!

[2cannan]

3. I think some of his make-up may have rubbed off and...

his scales are showing! Evil alien.

[bif]

4. I think some of his make-up may have rubbed off and...

a few of the many broken blood vessels are showing.

[skip fox]

12. Welcome to DU 2cannan!

:toast:

[BigBadVodoDaddy]

5. Pod people...

No that would not work, Alien's would not want that prick!

[Champion Jack]

9. why? professional courtesy?

[SiouxJ]

6. They have to attach the strings going up to Cheney some how

Normally they do a better job of hiding the mark it leaves.

[SoCalDem]

7. Karl Carbuncle

[zekeson]

8. I carry a little Larry with me, wherever I go...

[einsteins stein]

10. That ugly thing on his neck? Looks like his head...

ok, that was too easy, really....

[peekaloo]

11. chafing around the penis wrinkle

[trof]

13. Cheney hickie

[Fridays Child]

14. God has been smiting him with boils for years. You wouldn't believe the...

...gallons of foundation they go through just trying to keep those nasty, weepy pustules covered up. then he goes and starts picking at them and squeezing them. Karl gets so mad!

[skip fox]

15. W. is "thinking": "Boy, Jeb told me about these Eskimo

kids who hang themselves just to get a climax and a high at the same time. So I tried it. It was great! Shot the biggest load of my life and I'm still seeing stars! I forgot about having someone there to cut me down, though. Good thing Secret Service peeked in, or I'd still be hanging. . . . Next time I'll remember. . . . Gotta get someone I trust . . . Not Dick . . . Geez, he'd leave me swinging. . . . Hey! Maybe Gerhard . . . He's German . . . They LIKE rough sex games. Think I'll ask him, . . . that is if it's not too undiplomatic."

[cosmicdot]

16. Schroder: that's the best rash story I've ever heard

[bobthedrummer]

17. Schroeder:"Auto-strangulation, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

you're ok in my book now Mr. Bush!"