The "Dummy Linguist" CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

"It's easy to talk Italy-ian, fellers...all's ya gotta do is move
your hands around a lot while sayin' stuff. Like this: Hey,
Silvio...spaghetti!"

[Bertha Venation]

1. oh, no, no, no, no . . .

Not "cunning linguist." Please. That's part of a FABULOUS, HILARIOUS song about a fabulous lesbian . . . don't equate the phrase with that man. :(

But your caption is funny...

[bobthedrummer]

2. My soulmate will attest to this man's lingual talents and abilities!

It isn't about gender-in the Garden.

[Bertha Venation]

3. My apologies. No offense intended.

I just thought of that song, and the last time I'd seen it performed, and juxtaposed that picture of * . . . :shudder:

I'll edit my post. :hi:

[bobthedrummer]

4. You are most gracious!

:hi:

[plcdude]

5. so whart is the song?

of course, I think this is the most essential skill a man can learn and should practice regularly and frequently. I know I do.

[Bertha Venation]

6. I wish I could remember all the words, or even the title, or who wrote it!

But I can't. All I remember is part of the melody, and this line, which liltingly begins each chorus:

"She's a cunning linguist . . . "

[Crankie Avalon]

8. I edited the title of the thread...

...to try to accommodate your request.O8)

[bobthedrummer]

7. Bush from implant control:"But I do a great Johnny Carson-you must be

the Italian Ed McMahon!" click...

[BringEmOn]

9. "...you know how this crime family stuff works..."

[peekaloo]

10. Come on Sergio, seriously, who are you gonna dress up as for

Christmas?