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zeemike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 07:25 PM
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That poor Tammy Fay
I saw her on Hardball tonight in a pathetic interview that made me feel so sorry for her.

And I suddenly realized that what Tammy Fay needs is a good fuck. I don’t think she has ever had one in here whole life.
And it may be that there is no man out there that could give her one, or if there is, they wouldn’t be caught dead.
But we can only hope that perhaps an experienced lesbian would take on the task and give here a night of ecstasy that she would never forget, and when she gets up in the morning she would awake form that silly dream world she is now in.
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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 07:27 PM
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1. OMG zeemike!!!
That's some FUNNY shit man. You know what? I bet your assessment is correct. Why don't you be the one to take a hit for the team? Go on, give that poor girl some "help" LOL!!!
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zeemike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 07:32 PM
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4. Oh I know
I am not good enough I have to work hard to satisfy even a normal women.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 07:29 PM
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2. hahahahahahahahaha
this is such a funny thread.

Right on, zee :D
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 07:31 PM
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3. Her eyes looked like blown-out snow tires from a SUV.
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zeemike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 07:33 PM
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6. He he he
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populistmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 07:32 PM
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5. It's possible
I know a few women that as of their lates 20's to early 30's have never had an orgasm. :wow: They get pretty cranky too.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-03 07:35 PM
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7. David Letterman said one night,....
...That she carries her Mascara in a 55 gal. drum!
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dfong63 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 01:52 AM
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8. it is unkind to ridicule unattractive people
if someone is unfortunate enough to be born with a deficiency in the looks department, i'm sure they have enough suffering without our adding to it unnecessarily.
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Supply Side Jesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 02:46 AM
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9. ohhh, poor tammy faye
poor little girl and her ex-hubby exploited dopes out of their hard earn money using the dope's thirst for meaning of life as an in to their pocket book.
Excuse me if i lack the sympathy for that succubus.
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dfong63 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 03:23 AM
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11. no one said you have to be sympathetic,
... but presumably you have a more-legitimate gripe against Tammy Faye and Jim, than the mere fact that they are not good looking. you weaken your argument on the issues when you stray to the subject of their looks.

and remember this. there are plenty of ugly people on "our" side too, and what goes around comes around. focusing on "looks" lowers the debate.

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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 03:21 AM
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10. Actually, the queer guys could help her a lot..She's not inherently ugly
She just uses a trowel to apply make up..

I bet if she had a great make-over and they scraped off 45 pounds of foundation, styled her hair to flatter her square jaw, and put her in some age appropriate clothes, she would look pretty good..

No one is making fun of her looks.. just what she has done with them :)
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rppper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 03:46 AM
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12. separated at birth???


i cut and paste...you decide....
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 05:03 AM
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13. I wouldn't even play football with her!
Whistle: Unsportsman like conduct, too damned ugly! You'd get a penalty every down!

Here is a good link to the place where she goes for her fabo'lus makeovers!

http://www.earlscheib.com/
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 05:32 AM
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14. The Eyes of Tammy Faye
If you haven't yet seen the documentary The Eyes of Tammy Faye, rent it. She seems essentially kindhearted, if often gullible and misguided.

Tucker
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 07:55 AM
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15. I haven't seen the movie, but read a profile on her
in a book about the takedown of PTL by the Charlotte Observer reporter that had been investigating the ministry for a decade. He pretty much made the same observations about Tammy Faye, that she was sweet, but not treated very well by Jim. Also that her makeup was an expression of just how insecure she was. The book had some pictures of she and Jim when they were newlyweds, before she wore any makeup, and she was a cute young lady.
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