To my neighbor: Plastic flowers don't look good in your yard

[DesEtoiles]

Ick. Plastick pointsettias planted all around his trees. They are so clearly fake! It does not look good.

[jeff30997]

1. It would look much better with plastic pink flamingos.

[Not_Giving_Up]

2. OMG, too funny!

Is there plastic grass to go with them?

[shraby]

3. Your neighbor may be like me

anything I plant does NOT survive. Plastic plants at least give the appearance of flowers and color.
I have plastic plants in my house cause the first time I water real ones, they turn brown and die.
Outside, they survive a little longer, but if I tend to them at all, it's bye bye flowers.