WORST CHRISTMAS RECORD?

[NightTrain]

These are the first 10 that come to mind. So if I didn't include your least favorite holiday tune, feel free to write it in!

[GreenArrow]

1. Paul McCartney's "Simply Having a Wonderful

Christmas Time."

A steaming, reeking, greasy glob of shit.

From your list, I opted for the Manheim Steamroller choice. What lifeless, bloodless, boring rubbish.

[mwdem]

2. Hate it, hate it , hate it

I could puke every time I hear it!:puke:

[GreenArrow]

4. yes, it IS noxious

I'll join you.

:puke:

[tuvor]

10. It's like he had to write it for community sevice, it's so horrid.

And that stupid synthesizer going byoop-byoop-byoop-byoop is just the crap on the cake.

[NightTrain]

13. Community service or penance?

Sorry I forgot to include it in the poll! :eyes:

[Lady Effingbroke]

3. The "Jingle Bells" barking dogs.

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" is a close 2nd.

[GreenArrow]

5. Night Train, you gonna do a poll for best

Christmas Record?

[Dogmudgeon]

6. The Christmas Shoes (NewSong)

The very worst, ever, and it will be difficult to top it in its Reign of Infamy.

--p!

[jdots]

7. Night Train you mad man !

I did a sickening little painting of that creepy little punk who did Nuttin for Christmas and guess what you just won it so you can be constantly sicked by the punk who is now about 60 something living in Branford teaching the Lambada. so p.m. me and i will send it to you,it's somewhere in this hovel and i will burn you a copy of the best of " Stuff " and Junior Wells .....or some obscure blues tracks...
Jingle Bell Rock is a nightmare

[Donkeyboy75]

16. You need to cut back on the coffee, bro!

;)

[blondeatlast]

8. Jessica Simpson's. On the commercial, she warbles "Oh Holy Night,"

one of the most beautiful lullabies/carols ever.

Sorry, NT, but I WIN.

[enigmatic]

9. The correct answer is....

"O Holy Night"- Homer Slockenheimer, which is a staple on my "Insane Music Program"...

[blondeatlast]

15. Perhaps you could do a mixtape of that one with Jessica's.

We could play it over and over at the WH, ala Marcos, and slowly drive them MAD!

[shawmut]

11. The Little Drummer Boy is one of my favorite Christmas songs!

brings back lots of great memories ...



Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is the worst on that list. :puke:

[ronzo]

12. Babs' version of "Jingle Bells".

Streisand actually made some list I (think I) saw on Countdown last week with that one. It's horrendous.
Make it stop!

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

14. "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" is a great song!

I also like that "second week of deer camp" song. I love the barking dogs. I think we need more Christmas songs sung by barking dogs. I also like that Black Sabbath Santa Claus song and the beer Christmas song sung to the tune of the Twelve Days of Christmas.

I actually voted for the "Nuttin' for Christmas" song. It annoys me for some reason.