So proud of my $$$ boss >

[mr_hat]

I work for an extraordinary bigger-than-life American icon: A kickass entrepreneur who's about to go $1 billion (again).

Had an audience in his office recently; he had a pic of * and Pickles posted on his wall. I, pathetically tip-toeing around the situation, inquired: "Wow, a hand-signed note from the President. Did you contribute to his campaign?" (I know, I know...)

He, decorated Vietnam Marine vet: "Hell no! I'd rather spend my money in a titty bar."

HOO-AHH!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Good man.

I like his attitude.

[BiggJawn]

2. You work for Gunny?

Does he let you kill the watermellons once a while?

[mr_hat]

3. Not a Gunny, no. Infantry Rifleman; 17-yr-old volunteer >

and damn proud of it.

Within 12 hours of his reporting to his platoon, all the officers in charge had been killed. They muddled on and served with honor.

[HuskiesHowls]

4. Better than MY boss!!!!

He likes the way Repukes do things, but admits business is better with a Democrat in office!!!

Go figure....