In all seriousness, on those medical forms...

[Deja Q]

They ask you to circle or check a box at the "Sex" column.

I get so tired of those.

So I've been thinking of putting in something new.

Such as, when answering their question:

"I'm a guy. Wanna see the proof?"
"The more the merrier!"
"No thanks, that's why I'm here in the first place."
"Well, if my parents didn't then I wouldn't be."
"And you're asking this along with my name and address because...?"
"Other"
"Just like how I answered that Ovaltine question: 'Yes, please.'"
"Shove it. And I'm hoping you're a guy."
"Why? I'm here to get an MRI of my neck. My neck is a long ways away from my goolies."
"I usually prefer 'Male', but will try anything for a whim."
"Not applicable."
"Eunuch"
"I've been neutered, sorry."

[disillusioned1]

1. I write "Yes" eom

[izzie]

2. Try Yes.

I hate it when they ask how I want my meat when I am out. I usually say cooked. So they will have to keep going with it. I am not sure why some of that stuff drives me nuts.