San Antonio strippers to wear permits

[Kadie]

San Antonio strippers to wear permits

Friday, December 17, 2004


(12-17) 09:17 PST SAN ANTONIO (AP) --

The City Council on Friday approved an ordinance requiring strippers to wear their permits while they are on stage.

City Councilman Chip Haass pushed the measure, adopted unanimously by the 11-member council, as a way to make it easier for police to identify dancers.

But Jim Deegear, a lawyer for several strip clubs in the city, said it would put strippers in danger by making it easier for an obsessed customer to find out a dancer's real name and where she lives.

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http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2004/12/17/national1217EST0538.DTL

[Sannum]

1. Oh My God

:eyes:

[dean_dem]

2. Make it easier to "identify" dancers???

Try looking for the naked ladies on top of the bar. That's a big hint.

[northzax]

3. er, I think he meant identify their real identities

you konw that "Candy" and "Star" aren't really named that, right? and when you know their home addresses, well then, you can get up to all sorts of mischief without the little wife ever learning about it. I hear. :evilgrin:

[mogster]

4. What! :-o *gasp*

[northzax]

5. I know, I know

take a deep breath and relax, I'm sure she really meant all those things about you, it's just that there are so many crazy people in the world, she can't be honest with them. You, no problem, it's the other guys who are the problem...see? now where's that twenty?

[JohnnyRingo]

9. What?...My fave stripper's name isn't really "Essense"?

...If her real name is Margeret her tips are gonna be waaaay down.

Will they put the ID on a butt plug?

[northzax]

13. no, her name really is 'Essence'

she changed it from Belulah last thursday.

[Nikia]

10. I don't think most dancers want customers showing up at their doors

If they did want to meet you privately, they would probably give you a number or a place to meet you, discreetly because at most places that sort of thing is against the rules. Most dancers dance for the money, not to attract hordes of men.

[northzax]

12. right, but this way

the little teases can't deny us big strong men. see?

[derby378]

6. So, uh...

How are they supposed to wear them? Do they need to sew badgeholders into the front of their G-strings?

[tanyev]

8. They could just brand them

on their, uh, assets.

[derby378]

11. Oof!

Here's an idea - BAR CODES!

"Stand still, citizen, I need to scan your crotch..."

BZZZZ-CLICK!

Big Government strikes again...

[Mike Niendorff]

14. lol -- ok, well, in that case ...

> "Stand still, citizen, I need to scan your crotch"

And in a related story, male stripper "Chris McCallisterivingtonsonovavista" credits the new law for a 30% increase in job offers ;)


MDN

[Nikia]

7. If that is a legit concern, it should be kep by the owner/manager

In a locked file. If the police or any regulatory agency would need to check those records, the records would be there for them to see for a purpose, not for everyone to see. Wearing ids while performing would be dangerous for strippers. They get harassed enough as it is.