Silly joke.

[Maddy McCall]

This came from my son's school playground today:

What's big and hairy and goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....OOOOOOOOOOOOOO" ???

[dorktv]

1. Men who are getting some? N/T

[madmax]

2. It's a playground joke, silly.

Ok, I give up what??

[Maddy McCall]

3. A cow with no lips.

Get it? She has no lips, so she can't go MOOOOOOO.

Stupid but funny. :shrug:

[BurtWorm]

4. That's cute.

Reminds me of this knock knock joke:

Knock knock

Who's there?

The interrupting cow.

The interr--

Moo.

[Maddy McCall]

6. LOL!

Now THAT's funny...I will tell it to my little guy tomorrow morning, and then BurtWorm's joke will be all over the playground tomorrow afternoon.

Got any more Rated G jokes for the elementary playground?

[BurtWorm]

7. You've probably heard this one.

Why is six afraid of seven?

[Maddy McCall]

9. because seven ate nine.

I have heard that one countless times from my kid. Got any more?

[BurtWorm]

11. Does February March?

No, but April May.

<rimshot>

What geography lesson do you learn from looking into the oven on Thanksgiving?

Turkey is next to Greece.


Why did the Eastern European country invade Turkey?

Because it was Hungary.

[Maddy McCall]

12. Those are cute, but the interrupting cow joke is the best.

Why are cow jokes so funny???

[BurtWorm]

13. I don't know. Why ARE cow jokes so funny?

Here's one more cute knock knock joke.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Repeat.

Repeat who?

Who who who who who who who... etc., ad infinitum.



PS: I'm off to ponder the cow question till I drop off. Buenas noches.

[Maddy McCall]

14. Guten Nacht

Let me know what you find out. LOL! Sleep well.

[madmax]

10. LOL

[leanings]

5. It's late, and I'm sorry.

For a second there I thought your signature was the punchline. I was thinking, "Damn, that's raw." :)

[Maddy McCall]

8. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

No, I don't think there are any lipless cows pulling for Clark, but ya never know, eh? LOL!!!

[cherryperry]

16. Now, THAT'S funny! eom

[Redbear]

15. Heres one. Not playground but clean

The teacher asked the 4 year old Sunday School class "Where is God?"

Penny shouted out "God is everywhere!"

The teacher said "Very Good, Penny!"

Little Jeannie spoke up and said "No, I know exactly where God is. He's in the bathroom at our house"

The teacher said, "Why do you say that Jeannie?"

Jeannie explained, "this morning when we were late for church my daddy was bangin on the bathroom door and he said 'MY GOD, ARE YOU STILL IN THERE!'"

[Maddy McCall]

17. LOL!

This is a true story, happened in my hometown.

The baptist church broadcasts their services on the local radio LIVE. The pastor has "children's church" during the regular sunday morning service, in which he calls the children to the front and tells them a simple little bible story.

On easter sunday about 8 or 10 years ago, he called the children down, and he said to one little girl, "You sure look pretty today, Anna, in that dress. Is that a new Dress? It is pretty." Anna replied, "YEs, it's new, but my mother doesn't like it cuz she says it's a bitch to iron."

ON the radio, broadcast to every car and living room in the town. LOL!

And, here's another embarrass the parents story.

At my son's school, a little girl brought her mother's, er, stimulator, ur, vibrator, um, DILDO to school for show and tell. The parents removed the child from the public school the next day and enrolled her in the private school in the same town.

These things really happened. Kids truly do the damnedest things, eh? LOL!