This holiday earworm brought to you by Eartha Kitt

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And my sincerest apologies if it makes you think of the Madonna version.

Santa baby
Slip a sable under the tree
For me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby
And hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby
An out-of-space convertible too
Light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby
And hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that i haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list

Santa honey
I want a yacht and really that's not
A lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby
And hurry down the chimney tonight


Santa cutie
There's one thing that I really do need
The deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie
And hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby
And fill my stocking with a duplex
And checks
Sign your X on the line
Santa baby
And hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

Santa baby
Forgot to mention one little thing
A ring
I don't mean on the phone
Santa baby
And hurry down the chimney tonight